So if Hipforums were a town...

Which yurt? You wanna hang out in the big yurt? Huh? You know you wanna hang out in the big yurt...

 

as the town whore it'll be my duty to be a lush as well.....seems only right...
oooh oooh i can be the local bar/motel owner maybe

 

nah. just come to my house. getting people drunk for free is that i do.

 

can i turn tricks in your house too?

 

for a fee.

 

It's called a brothel. And, yes. Yes you can.

 

see thats why i'd just rather own a motel
and of course the motel would need a bar, me being an excellent bartender would just fit in with that and tammy could work for me
of course you getting people drunk would just not do
watch your back cat lady

 

i prefer cathouse.

 

it's called a motel for legality purposes

 

nope. i'm gonna get me some hard-hittin' thugs and open a rival cathouse. my pussies will be the best pussies in town.

 

i don't need thugs, i've got a big knife and anger issues :H

 

Sticking homies is a good way to work off stress.

 

KC you just get a firmer hand on the trannies than last time. That bitch got my CC# too.

 

pah! i deal strictly in cash! i thought that was understood between us. you foolish foolish man. *shakes head*

 

oooo. we can compare anger issues!! sweet!!!


hey, is this town going downhill or what? i think i need to move to yurtiville. i'm just not feeling safe here anymore.

 

I think she slipped me some roofies and got it out of my wallet. I told you I gave her $100 cash and she only cut you in on $50. Now I have to pay for $3000 of laser hair removal and a supersized pedicure...

 

yeah ...this town is going down hill...but i have a feeling it has to do with one of us....

 

Haha. You help fuck up the town and leave cause it's too fucked up.

 

My part of town would be a 24/7 orgy And we'd have a buffet as well

 

Ooh, girl next door!