Let's talk about something stupid...

The breasts should be be put on platters and surrounded by seasonal fruits and vegetables.

 

bUTTHOLES THOSE ARE STUUUUUPID

 

*scribbles down the information to post on the fridge*


okay, now what about the way food always lands on the breasts when one is eating? how should one deal with the clean-up?

 

ONE should never have to deal with the clean-up! Now is the time for your significant other and/or guests to come to your aid and help you with the clean-up! Most will quickly volunteer with the clean-up duties, but don't be afraid to speak up and ASK for help if your significant other and/or guests seem a bit demur about assisting you.

 

wow. you are so wise! wherever did you get your training?

 

I was watching this movie the other day.....You guys prolly haven't heard of it. It's one of those low budget films. But there was this guy and he said that his moma told him that Stoopid is what stOOpid does

 

That is forever allowed so that your back can rest.

 

Breasts should have their own table... a special table!

 

oh, now you've hurt my feelings...and you're the one always chewing your toenails at the table. you can hardly talk!!

 

Why, thank you!

I have been inspired by such noble women as Martha Stewart, Dr. Ruth, and Xena: Warrior Princess (make these women your models!), and have spent countless hours reading edifying things from People magazine, Harlequin Romance, and adultfanfictiondotnet!

 

:stunned: mom?!