Stoner jobs

List stoner/easy/laid back jobs you've had... I'm looking for ideas.

 

Well, the best stoner job I had was at a headshop/pornshop called Starship Enterprises. It was open 24/7 and I worked the 3rd shift from 11pm-8am. Some crazy ass people came in there at night. You could buy weed off of everyone that came in there, pretty much. All we did all night was look at porn, show people the bongs, and get stoned. It was the only job I have ever actually enjoyed working.

You may want to try a headshop or a pornshop. It's a lot of fun and you meet a lot of interesting people.

 

festival vending.



that's not why i'm into it though.



really.

 

dog walker.....?

Get stoned while walking them down a back alley. Blow smoke in their face and get them stoned.... Sounds fun to me!

PS.. it's just a joke, I don't suggest getting dogs stoned. It's animal abuse and totally wrong!

 

I wanna work at a headshop!!

 

I caddy at the local golf club. You make a good amount of money and I can sometimes smoke on the job

 

I would totally open a storefront if I found myself in a location that could support one, where I really wanted to settle. That's my 5-to-10 year goal, actually. I'd like to open a shop by the time my son hits his teens so that he and his friends can have a cool hangout where I can keep an eye on them.

And if I really believe that my son and his friends are going to hang out in his weird mom's hippie shop, without being mortally embarrassed by the dreadlocks and kurtas and mala beads and Damien what's up with your mom she's such a hippie freak! then I've clearly been smoking the good stuff.

 

oh, figure modelling! That's another laid-back yet challenging job, but not steady work unless you're in NYC or something. At any rate, you don't have to worry about a dress code.

 

I'd like to work outside at like a camp or something- just pretty much working on my own (or with a couple cool people).

 

That sounds like an awesome job. I wish we had a shop like that around here.

 

And actually, I'm looking for a job myself. I'm trying to find a local, ethical company where I can learn a new skill and it's proving damn near impossible. I think I'm going to have to lower my standards and just take whatever I can get, at this point.

 

I will be looking for a job very soon in NY and will actually look for a job like the one I described. They'll be lots of places like that anyways....

 

Woah you're moving to New York?

 

i hate to bust anyone's bubble, but the "laid back" or "stoner" jobs are not necessarily plentiful or easy.

 

It was awesome. I ended up fuckin it up because I went to work while I was fukt up on 6 xanax bars. hahahaha

But yeah, it was an awesome job. One night, this 50 something year-old lady came in, drunk as fuck, and she sat down in the sex swing and said "you wanna help me decide if I wanna buy this or not?" I almost laughed my ears off it was so funny, but kinda disturbing. lol

 

Yep... maybe this weekend- defiantly within two weeks.

 

the city or the state?

 

I worked in credit dep't at a bank's call centre for a few months, I started at 10 forty five am, it was wake n bake every day!

 

state.

 

I work laundry at a Hampton Inn 3 days a week and i would say it's definitely a stoner job. I'm in a big room all by myself listening to music just washing sheets, towels, and pillowcases. I don't smoke that much before I go in because there's always food sitting out and I eat it, but when I do, it's fun
I work at a campground, too, which I am probably going to quit soon so i can get more hours at the Hampton, but I have worked there for years, so i have a lot of stoned memories there.