Don't worry bout them goddam trolls, they turn back into stone at sunrise anyway. It be like my dog, Maximilian the werewolf. Every full moon he turn into a teenage boy from midnight to dawn, then he turn back into a husky. It scare the shit out of me.
had a quik read though the babble. sounds like fun. i aught to try once i get the jist of it. nice lbeautiful husky btw dirtydog.
had a quik read though the babble. sounds like fun. i aught to try once i get the jist of it. beautiful husky btw dirtydog.
I was getting down and dirty with some hot little mama, in one of those under the road drain pipes, when the sky turned green and flew away revealing a large gouda cheese ball hovering above me, beckoning me to grab my cheese slicer and start slicing' and dicing' for some cosmic fondue party, so as I'm not one to pass up a meal, cause I'm never knowing when the next one will come along, I whipped out my Swiss Army knife, with attached utensils, and crawled out to meet it, where as you can well imagine, a rather large crowd had gathered by then, all brandishing their own knives, shouting "kill the gouda" and "stop the Islamic plot", while slicing up large loaves of French bread from a commandeered Bimbo Bakery truck, that had chanced by, and stopped, the driver being a cheese lover as well, when some fellow yelled out "Grey Poupon, my God, there's no Grey Poupon", and the cry spread throughout the crowd, "there's no Grey Poupon, there's no Grey Poupon, those bastards" as across the street looters started smashing windows in a market, shouting "Grey Poupon, and Martini Olives to kill the beast with" when about then the National Guard trucks started arriving and creating a perimeter around the area, setting up cheese puff cannons, and salami launchers, which led me to believe, this might end up being the Deli Battle of the Century reality show, and then, as quickly as it arrived, the gouda began to spin and lift off, like some weird edible top, rising slowly into the air, and the crowd, fearful of losing their snack, attacked the National Guard, and began eating their ammunition, when a police motorcade pulled up and the President got out and spoke to the crowd calming them with the promise of a "Friendly Gouda Initiative" to provide gouda to every home in the country, and Gouda detectors to be mandatory in all vehicles, like the one shining their spotlight into my eyes, just about the time my Cotto Salami exploded into my lovers Brie, and I said "Jesus, we gotta start meeting like this", and she said "not if that damned Swiss whatchamacallit in your pocket keeps getting in the way.
Sort of but the transmission of the new idea should be a 4 speed stick and not an automatic response and not neccesarily related to the original idea, except possibly by marriage.
transmission coming in.. bleedeepeep the atomic dog response unit has been deployed stay tuned for further loones
i wanna learn the entire language! i know a little and speak as much of it as i can, i love how it just hugs the tongue....its beautiful, man...
A beautiful man came up to me on the parkaway but i had ta runaway cuz momma said not to talk to strangers. Stranger than anyone, my momma, she was always sayin shit about time money and marijuana. She married Juana a pretty lady I know not from where who wears a towel around her hips, who steeps rose hips in her tea and who teases my dog for no reason as I try to stay reasonable!
Indeed, tis fun to tease those who are unable to reason. The entire language? It's already there, you just have to let go, and allow it to flow, you know? Leave no left turn unstoned, think that way, right? You gettin' it now? Practice with friends, if ya got any that could get it; no squares allowed, 'cause the ideas are round, sphericle, they bounce off one another, but the cubes just sit there, stuck to the next, and the next, never looking back, and always know where they're going.. The straight world couldn't get it, they always gotta have their schedules. It's all something that just begins, and doesn't end, only fades out.
cool thread. I was just about to share my train of thought, which was infact a thought of trains, as last weekend we were sitting at our campsite deep in the woods, where the wood wouldnt even burn, it struggled and fought, but the flames were losing and it wasn't making sense, with the sounds of a train in the distance where there could be no train within earshot, the only tracks near to hear haven't been here for decades. A really good lsd trip, i wasn't sure of much, but this much was surely too strange, how does birch not burn, the bark is usually so burnable, it had been dry for days, atleast the mosquitos weren't visiting us, hell, no one visited us, not the skunks, bears, deer or raccoons, we were far to sketchy at that point, I suppose. so now i sit here at work, working away at the recollection of my time away, whilst the work waits and the boss pays. Having said that, I feel I should return to the tasks at hand, I will return another time, drivin that train. gotta hate it when hair is at eye-bothering level. I'm not sure if you'd consider it too long or too short, but the long and short of it is that it's gotta go somewhere, the eyes have brows and lashes, no need for little bastards pokin around. thats the thing though, theres always more than necessary, or just too little, i'd say theres just a few too little, so they get brushed aside, people always just brush the little ones aside, maybe thats the problem. Pay attention to them, they're more to them than you credit them for, some day they'll be just as big as the others
one dertee hippy sez deh gone shute yuz up wit herron to sees if yuz puhleece ki mi up and trow away duh loch thats wut aye sae
I gave the dog popcorn, it was a bit like feeding ducks except I was in the house and the duck was a little hairless dog.