Group Story Number II

I want to write a joint story [heh double meaning] too! May I begin?

Aaron and his friends were sitting in a park, lazily dreaming their day away... Suddnely, the smoke cleared, and a black van pulled up and the brakes squeeled....

 

A older man got out and pulled down his pants and said wanna suck?

 

aaron started to laugh,and said my joints bigger!!!

 

Older man from the van turned red, put his pants on and ran away to unknown direction, but he was so embarrassed that he forgot his...

 

wallet that had fell of when he pulled down hes pants. Aaron open tha wallet and found..

 

a strip of what looked to be paper sheets but was really....

 

A dead body

 

And realized that the paper sheets had somehow melted through his skin and caused him to hallucinate that the sheets of lsd were a dead body. He looked around and saw that his van had crashed. He ran to where the van was, and noticed that he left behind the wallet. Something in his mind penetrated upon the importance of the wallet. The next day, Aaron blacked out and in his black out he fell into...

 

a vast inheritance from a forgotten relative. It was millions upon millions of tons of ...(you can't say weed)

 

(boo to your restriction, crazylegs. you predicted what i wanted to say. back to the story...)

tons of... cigars! so he pulled out his guitar and started playing pink floyd's "have a cigar" and offered them to every passer-by. one of them, a young woman by the name of roxanne, stopped and accepted one of the cigars. before she lit it, she said: "wow, i never thought i would say this to a complete stranger, but........"

 

"Far out, man..
you really know how to play.
I'm Roxanne. Call me Roxy.
Alright, I'll give you my card
and I can produce you, man,
in return for the cigar.", she stated.

"And I'll even do it for free..
Cus I think you're a looker, too.
So, wanna get it on?

Or would you rather go on an awesome
adventure with me, on these shrooms here???", Roxy offered.

Aaron sat there just staring in asonishment.
-Or maybe it was because he had to process everything first.-
And then replied...

 

"Just a minute. I have to call my guru first and ask him if it's OK." So he got out his day-glo cell phone, dialed the number and a voice on the other end said...

 

"sorry but your call cannot be activated as dialed.

please redial your number and try again...."

 

"Shit," he cursed and hung up. "Roxy..."

But Roxy was gone and so was the world.

 

"Wow!" he said to himself. "Far out!" He got out his cell phone again and called another number. This time it answered. "Hello?"
"Hi mom," said Aaron. "It's me. I'm lost in nothingness. Can you come and pick me up?"

 

His mother was extremely busy painting her toe nails, curling her hair, and shaving her legs, and had no time to listen to Aarons call for help. It seemed that Aaron was always lost in nothingness anyway. What was it now? Did he want her to take him bowling again, like he always wanted her to do. She was so tired of that damn bowling alley, and those ugly shoes. She said good by and Aaron heard a loud click. He was so disappointed that he almost cried, but then decided to take a quick run on the......................

 

Golden Gate Bridge. Aaron loved living in California. The sun was always shining at there were plenty of hot girls and drugs floating around. Aaron was pretty fucked up after his mom hung up on him. He decided to figure out who the wallet belonged to. He sifted though the wallet and found a picture of his...

 

aarons moms penis

 

with a big pink ribbon round it!!!!

 

he freaked out and got on his bike to figure out what was going on with the picture. As he was riding his bike he noticed the same black van in a driveway. He though for a moment and decided to figure out who this dick with the dick was. He parked his bike a looked up at the two story house that seemed to droop over him. He sighed and could remember a time when.....