My girlfriend & i were at this dinner party at the home of her controll freak friend who hated me because with me in my girlfriend's life she could not have total controll over my girlfriend, this was a major problem for this woman. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to duck into the downstairs bathroom & get ass fucked, she got all excited. We went in there & i didn't lock the door so her friend could walk in on us & see who daddy actually was in my girl's world. I bent her over the sink, hit the soft soap pump bottle twice & we are buggering in moments while home girl grunted & clung to the faucet. We actually finished both climaxing, and the worst part was her bitch ass friend did not even walk in on us, had to be the worst anal sex moment we had ever had.
Warning. This is going to be gross and way TMI. But it's a real issue, and it can happen, yes, even to YOU! Getting anal warts. It's uncomfortable, disgusting, and makes you bleed every time you take a shit. The worst part is, I was embarrassed to even talk to a doctor about it. When I finally did, he gave me some topical stuff that burned like hell and didn't even work. So now I'm seeing a doctor who specializes in anal/rectal surgery to get them removed. I figure he's seen plenty of disgusting assholes (what kind of person decides they want to specialize in anuses anyway?) so I at least feel a lot more comfortable about it.
So, I've never actually had anal, not that I'm necessarily opposed to it under all circumstances.... But anyway, I remember in high school kids joked around about 'the red sock' where someones rectum would actually get pulled out of their ass. I'm assuming thats bullshit, kind of like elves, gremlins, and eskimoes...?
i've never done anal but i guess nothin could be worse than smelling something funky in the process of anal or seeing something disturbingly thick and brown on your dick
i've only done anal about 10 times... one of those times I got poo on my dick, and stuck in the pubic hair above it. It was gross, but I didn't want to make the girl feel bad and I'm pretty easy goin. So I just went and washed it off. It was also a little bit my fault though, when fingering her I felt a little something, I figured things would work out ok though and I really wanted to fuck her ass.
when i pulled my cock out of my gfs ass and it had poo on and smelt really bad for a day after washing!!
worst experience was when I accidentally tore the inside of my girls rectum. they had to dilate her ass with a speculum and give her 8 stitches. I wasn't my fault, though. And, we're still together and laugh about the fact I got the same doc when I went to the ER for my ankle.
