TV show hosts in the whitehouse

make a list of what you think the whitehouse positions would be like if talkshow hosts (oprah, dr. phil, maury etc) were in control

President - Oprah Winfrey (sp?)
Vice President - Dr. Phil McGraw
Secretary of Treasury - Montel Williams
Attorney General - Maury Povich
Secretary of Defense - Jerry Springer

that's all the positions i can think of at this moment

what do you guys think?




(this is not a debate on whether or not they're good, educated choices, just what you think would be a funny lineup in the whitehouse)

 

are you stoned right now?
i think that i would be stoned if i thought of something like that haha

 

President - Rosie
Vice President - Ellen
Secretary of Treasury - Ms. Ray
Attorney General - Walters
Secretary of Defense - Tyra

 

I think that Dr. Phil would kill Oprah and eat her for sustenance, Maury and Jerry would get so sick of each other's voices that they'd end up dead and then it'd just be poor little Montel all alone with Dr. Phil...to make the long story short Dr. Phil would eat Montel and then he would go host a show on overweight teens.
=]

 

for some reason i read this as game show hosts... wtf... yeah.... i don't know right now....

JOn

 

Education secretary: Mr Rodgers Oh wait, he's dead. RIP Mr Rodgers

 

hahaha agreed. I can't really say much about what order I'd like my host's to be in because I uh don't really like any of them :& not a big fan of tv.

 

President: Jerry Springer
Vice President: Maury Povich
Secretary of Treasury: Montel Williams
Attorney General: Oprah Winfrey
Secretary of Defense: Dr. Phil

Jerry Springer for president!

 

i don't really blame you. tv is really retarted.

 

President: Donald Trump (The Apprentice)
Vice President: Simon Cowell (American Idol)
Secretary of Treasury: Howie (Deal or No Deal)
Attorney General: Martha Stuart (Her Own Show)
Secretary of Defense: Jerry Springer (His Own Show)

I think I used logical choices for each of these. Let me explain...

Trump for pres because he's a natural born leader. He really can get his point across... plus he would fire all the shitty people and replace them with the ones I have listed above.

Simon because I see him in a power chair but not pres... he's not American!

Howie because he's so good at managing the money on his show.... (I know he probibly really has nothing to do with the actual money though! Plus the tv would be full of those sexy models... that will really get the publics attention.

Martha Stuart... she seems like someone you would believe. She could tell me that water would kill you and I would believe it.

Springer had the be thrown in somewhere. I put him as defense because he's studied people fighting for over 20 years. I think he may have some knowledge!