3 things you didn't do today

Didn't shower yet
Haven't been outside yet
Just about everything else

 

1) Didn't take over the world

2) Didn't stop trying to take over the world
3) Didn't formulate a plan for tomorrow's world domination....

 

Today I planned on not writing here

so I did not not write this here.

Also I had planned never to come back to hip forums so I did not not manage to come back to hip

and I also didnt wash up before my GF returned home so I did have a row about it !

 

1. Write a musical master peice to rival Mozarts genius
2. Solve global warming
3. Do very important film review of Porco Rosso for egnlish homework

 

Go to the doctor, again
Become overwhelmed at work by the giant mass of fighting toddlers
Plant some more stuff in our yard

 

1) Forgot to mention something important. Regarding cooker connections.

2) Forgot laundry again

3) Needed to phone for a plumber. Preferably not Mario.

 

1] send my application off
2] shower
3] smoke a reefer

 

1. Drank a litre of vodka
2. Sang a song
3. Invaded Poland

 

I didnt go to Eastbourne
I never videod a gorilla having a wank
I didnt spray air freshner after a particularly bad fart

 

Get dressed before 12:22pm
Revise staff policy for my new job
Have breakfast

 

1) Forgot to dress properly this morning. Half asleep I wandered half way out the door in my night gown:&
2)Forgot to phone somebody relating to successful application of budgeting loan.

3) Forgot to water the giant hogweed in the communal garden. So far the small forest is developing well.

 

1. Bought a hat
2. Caught a train
3. Sought an injunction

 

I thought you were scared of giant hogweed? You're a very curious fellow Jorg....

 

I didnt wake up feeling full of energy like a 6 year old kid

I didnt feel like doing anything and sauntered around still a bit hungover from friday

I didnt read a book

 

i didnt study hard anough for my exam
take a hanky to the exam
or eat properly before the exam

 

1) When I was in the library, I took my lovely alsation but had to tie him up outside Shame, I forgot I could have unleashed it on some punk ass kids who simply make life horrific on every visit to the library.

2) Forgot to listen in on next door neighbour. The situation is this kid is giving everyone a hard time and she is basically satan's daughter. her step mum chucked her out and told her to go back to "dirty south". I wish she had said go back to dirty south west so she wouldn't come back and make the whole estate's life a misery.

3) Made a big mistake today. Forgot to clean out the bath