almost got arrested today....

so, I'm getting dressed in my room, hoping to head out and pay my fine at the court house. when, all of the sudden, i hear a knock at the door. my mother answers the door. its my probation officer. i instantly know why he is here... to search my room. i instantly get really nervous. although I'm clean... my room isn't, haha. i have a bong, mushroom chocolates, nitrous, 2c-e, spores, and I'm fucking growing shrooms!!! i though, oh shit, here it goes, I'm going to be leaving my house in handcuffs. so anyway, he gets to my room to search it and is instantly taken back by how messy it is. he is practically disgusted. he looks around a little but he can barley move on my floor, or see anything with all the the clutter. i kept saying things like "wanna go search the basement" and "here look in my closet"... anything to keep him away from the mushrooms growing just a foot or so away from where he was standing. he looks in the closet, and just says "oh my god, I'm getting out of this room". i thank god I'm a dirty lazy hippy, who keeps a dirty messy room. it saved me from jail today....

 

hahahaha that's funny dude. Congrats on the dodge:spliff:

I would have been chompin some shrooms and eatin some 2ce.

 

w00t. i'll bet you know exactly where everything you own is at too. i'm like that too... messy as hell, but i can find anything in my room in 3 seconds

congrats on outsmarting 'the man'

 

lol nice! Out of curosity, whats your shroom set up like? You doing cakes?

 

My room is so messy that it looks like the inside of a constipated colon..........I'm guessing.

 

we had fireman come int he other day cause our detectors were freaking out and we smelt burning but couldn't find it
the one fireman told my sister apparently "your brother needs to hide his hookah better"

 

I think I am the only clean hippy. Its the ocd tendencies, but I can not stand to have a shirt or anyhting in my floor. I have to keep my floor clean and keep my room dust free, or near dust free. Yeah im crazy...

 

hahahaha magnabulous:spliff:

 

Wow, you lucky boy!!! How much longer are you on probation?

 

3 months and 9 days till im off probation!!!!

 

my rooms clean, i cant stand living in my own filth lol

 

im always happy to hear when laziness pays off

 

hmm could be usefull for other ppl on probation

if your proby shows up, just knock over everything in your room lol

 

exactly. if it starts gettingmessy i always clean it up.

 

dude i'm the same way. i can't STAND having a mess. it drives me fucking nuts. i'm constantly cleaning. when i get really stoned, i clean like a motherfucker. my friends think i'm nuts.

 

my room gets pretty bad but i just cleaned it..plan on keeping it that way....

the guy in the back of your sig picture is..nice looking.

 

Yeh me too, just to celebrate my free, non jailed ass, life!
But that is funny as shit dude.

 

yes, he is rather nice looking. too bad i have no idea who he is! other wise i would have hooked you up! hehe

 

Nice save man. Congrats though on the 3 months and 8 days now.

 

Weird. Whenever my room starts getting clean, I start messing it up.

Close shave there man. Maybe find some better hiding spots if you are really paranoid though.