20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The
Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

U decide, what do u think?

 

nice-suggestions.i-notie-u-didnt-put-down-masterbate-in-publi

 

hahaha, then there is number 20!!!!

 

haha these are great.
i especially like #14

"14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day."


haha

 

I like #7

 

what does it say about me that i as well as many of my family members already do many of those.....
clearly this shouldn't be in humor and should put into the mental health forum

 

Ok this is a favorite when pulled off well.

If there is a popular scary movie out and you know several people who want to see it. Rush in and watch it alone. Then go see it with all your friends. Just before the scary part scream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Once they get over you there back to the scary parts with there heart beating already at a speed of 130

 

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

haha. thats something i would probably do by accident.

 

imma do #6 lol that is too funny

 

i like number 5.

 

haha!!! i like 6.
so i have a question??? have YOU done any of these???

 

3, , 9, and 11 lol, i tried it and had a hellalot of fun doin it 2!

 

Hah! That was great I've read it before but it really is quite funny