Stoned Cartwheels

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by hippy i am, May 16, 2007.

  1. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Has one ever attempted to do a cartwheel while completely stoned? I tried to do this earlier, but I failed dismally. I think I hit my head, even. I'm not sure. But what I do know, was that it enhanced my high about ten times. Yay for cartwheels. I'm just really happy today. I want to braid a 5 year old's hair. I want to paint all over my body. I want to blow bubbles from a bubble-wand. I want to but flowers in my head. I want to wear a flowy dress. I want to bask in the sun. I want to lie in the grassy knolls. I want to trip, damn it. I want some LSD. And then I will see what happens when I attempt to do a cartwheel on LSD.
     
  2. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You know, you can practically make yourself sneeze on command on LSD.




    ?
     
  3. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Yes, I know. Me and my friend figured that out about a year or so ago. It was so funny.
     
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Haha.... peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. That's what it reminds me of, you know.

    If only you wouldn't die or something, if you ate it.

    Smarties. :eek:
     
  5. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Okay, George. You lost me there, lol.
     
  6. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Well, you know how it's pretty much a gelatin... :D


    Yeah.

    Makin sandwiches. ahhhh... we could feed the homeless.
     
  7. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Wait, I'm even more confused. How did Peanut Butter & Jelly enter the conversation? You said it reminded you of something... what?
     
  8. johnnystillcantread

    johnnystillcantread Member

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    I am to uncoordinated to do cart wheels but sometimes when I am high (on pot) I spin around in circles for as long and fast as I can. Its kind of neat cheers!
     
  9. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    I like to spin in circles too. It almost has the same effect of a colour-less trip. Sort of. But it lasts for only a few minutes, if that long, even.
     
  10. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    I'm not one for marijuana or cartwheels for that matter.
     
  11. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Marijuanawheels?
     
  12. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Potwheels. We can manufacture them and sell them to young boys and girls. They'll be a major break-through on the Toys R Us shelves. Or possibly kept away on vintage curiosity shop shelves and only granted with special permission to use them. We'll lay down those laws. Paid for in full by a thousand cartwheels. Potwheels. What say you? It could be really avant-garde, too. I can be the next Yoko Ono, dare I say?
     
  13. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    I think i expirienced something close to this "nitrous flips".

    Not the same thing as "fishing out" on nitrous
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    wow
    just...wow...
    :D
     

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