How is the person above of you gonna die?

By the hands of that thing she calls a "Dad".

 

blue balls.

 

OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know why I half expected that response from KFC!

Trans fat overload.

 

enlarged prostate.

 

Standing too near a festering, exploding prostate.

 

choking on the jizz of a horse while chanting "look daddy,im a farmer" as he finishes beating off the horse

 

Prison sex.

 

after entering a village people contest, youre dressed in edible assless chaps and in a smarties bra, upon losing, you take the back door after everyone throws condoms at you, and notice the floor is moving and find it to be mutated,talking,overgrown amoebas that lived on rats that suddenly attack your anus and infest your whole body with rabies...you die because you have herpes...

 

From too much useless brain activity

 

from still not hitting puberty and still being a virgin at the age of 50, with acne still on his face,his voice still cracking, and not being able to handle that he is the only 50 year around that still goes to a star wars fan club that has teens with no lives in it, so he decides to get two spoonfuls of those crazy ass ants that destroy anything in its path, stick one up his peehole, and the other up his ass, and pretty much....dies...

 

From a deficiency of grammar skills.

 

from a lack of a life....while he sits and rips on a 19 year olds slang..

 

deadly eyelash

 

heroin underdose

 

Oneday he was fixing a aeroplane but didnt turn the engine off properly and it started up when his head was next to the blade and chopped his head off - he stumbled backwards for a few steps and then landed on his tool box and broke his back (just to add insult to injury)

 

From dehydration. He cried so much because someone sat and ripped on his slang. wattafag

 

While crying himself to sleep, he forgets to take his face out of the pillow...

 

From the sad realization that her parents hated her and her "friends" just faked it.

 

undescended testicles cause him to develop hot tits...which is great, until he gets put in prison.

 

You go for a walk and your phone rings then it starts thunder and lightening and you get struck and fried!