Bros before Hos

So many relationships are a power stuggle and have little to do with friendship.

 

I've realized now a lot of my mistakes and that I would never want a relationship without a solid friendship again.

 

I realized that not getting laid for the last two weeks, I'll pick a ho over any of my bros any day of the week.

 

that's a given. your bros will totally understand. that's the nice thing about men.

 

Yeah, men will forego just about anything in the name of vulva.

 

it's a thing of beauty.

 

What happened to the Navy thing? Weren't you supposed to be learning Mandarin Chinese or something?

And if you're married, you can only pull the "Bro's Before Ho's" card in the most extreme of circumstances.