I wanna start stand up....

OK, I'm sixteen, I'm gonna be finished with school in a week's time and I wanna try stand up.

OK, I live in Edinburgh, and as you know the population of Edinburgh swells with performers and bemused tourists who we're expecting a medieval city with all the trimmings.

So, I'm going to attempt to write something during my spare time. Anoyone done it? Any tips?

 

Well lets hear what you have

 

Here's an extract:

 

needs work

 

DepTh, why don't you follow the advice in your sig?

 

delivery

there's a hint of humor there, but just no delivery
and I've heard a very similar joke on Comedy Central by the way

 

I had some jokes about Barry Scott (the very loud cillit bang man) that I haven't included.

 

Why don't you post something longer?

 

I am standup comedian in USA its tuff work but you can be good at it if you like. I am not very good as I get angry at the audience and pretend like I will want to fight them. It worked good in Korea, Japan, and Vietnam, but not so good in Norway, Lichtenstein (they put me in jail for threaten the king there), and Germany they throw firecracker on stage

maybe I come to you we do work together

 

I have no idea....

 

Me either.