Of course they can. That is as long as they've been a good boy/girl If a train left sacremento at 11:00 traveling 420 mph and made 3 stops along the way, what time will it end up in your anus?
YE ENDE OF YE WORLDE IS NIGH REPENT YOUR SINS THERE IS NO GOD? which out of these four is the best?: •DRINK! •FECK! •ARSE! •GIRLS!
All of 'em, in that order. And stop quoting father ted! Or ill have to burn you!! If monkeys are more intelegent than us then why arent we living in trees or why aren't they on the streets with roller blades and carrying suit casses?
monkies hate luggage. when a bear shits in the woods, and there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
They don't. You just have to mix in a little sugar and some magic powder. Why is it that when I drink just one beer, I want 10 more?
because your human and humans like beer 11 at a time, never understood the twelve pack thing how badly am I gonna fail tommorrow?
well, plan b is super secret, but you seem nice over the internet, so I will PM it to ya!!!!! Is labrador a tasty meat when bbq'd?
because he kisses every fataly dangerous animal on the anus, just to see if they like it or not why can't I play guitar like Jimmy Page?
Never applaud again. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch............... What do you get if you cross a Whooly jumper with a walkie talkie?
This is a trick question, everyone knows ferrets take the bus. How many chickens crossing the road wearing red suspenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The kind of toaster that is in that cartoon movie that I can't remember right now. The little toaster tha coud????? What makes the world go round?
Little elves on bicycles with ropes attached to the poles, when they go to sleep we get an ice age! If roses are red and violets are blue then why do you smell like a poo!?