Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

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  1. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Of course they can. That is as long as they've been a good boy/girl

    If a train left sacremento at 11:00 traveling 420 mph and made 3 stops along the way, what time will it end up in your anus?
     
  2. FreeWind

    FreeWind Member

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    YE ENDE OF YE WORLDE IS NIGH REPENT YOUR SINS THERE IS NO GOD?

    which out of these four is the best?:

    •DRINK!
    •FECK!
    •ARSE!
    •GIRLS!
     
  3. moonhawk

    moonhawk Member

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    All of 'em, in that order. And stop quoting father ted! Or ill have to burn you!!

    If monkeys are more intelegent than us then why arent we living in trees or why aren't they on the streets with roller blades and carrying suit casses?
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    monkies hate luggage.
    when a bear shits in the woods, and there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    only if it's been eating beans.

    why do kids refuse to drink water?
     
  6. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    They don't. You just have to mix in a little sugar and some magic powder.






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    Why is it that when I drink just one beer, I want 10 more?
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    because your human and humans like beer 11 at a time, never understood the twelve pack thing



    how badly am I gonna fail tommorrow?
     
  8. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Dude, I don't even want to tell you how bad.

    Do you have a plan B?
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    well, plan b is super secret, but you seem nice over the internet, so I will PM it to ya!!!!!

    Is labrador a tasty meat when bbq'd?
     
  10. Ezzie

    Ezzie Member

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    I pity the fools who isn't a vegetarian!
    I'm watching crocodile hunter because?
     
  11. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    because he kisses every fataly dangerous animal on the anus, just to see if they like it or not

    why can't I play guitar like Jimmy Page?
     
  12. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    you havent made the appropriate offer to Satan.


    what would you do with penis' for fingers?
     
  13. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    Never applaud again. [​IMG]Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...............

    What do you get if you cross a Whooly jumper with a walkie talkie?
     
  14. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Lots of static electricity.
    How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a ferret?
     
  15. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    This is a trick question, everyone knows ferrets take the bus.

    How many chickens crossing the road wearing red suspenders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
     
  16. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    tHEY CANT SCREW IN LIGHTBULBS WHILE CROSSING ROADS.

    why do I have b.o.?
     
  17. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    because you have't had the axe effect

    What the mutha fuck is going on?
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    people are plotting your demise


    what kinda toaster says I love you?
     
  19. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    The kind of toaster that is in that cartoon movie that I can't remember right now. The little toaster tha coud?????

    What makes the world go round?
     
  20. moonhawk

    moonhawk Member

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    Little elves on bicycles with ropes attached to the poles, when they go to sleep we get an ice age!

    If roses are red and violets are blue then why do you smell like a poo!?
     

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