Fuck Weddings!

large overdone weddings!



Yeah, I say fuck these weddings really... it's such a horrible waste of money, its gluttony!


and hail to quaint marriages based on love for family and friends...

 

drive through weddings in Nevada rock.

 

please.. spare me.. big elf is always talkin' about when we get married... huh? i musta missed something

 

drive-thru liquor stores and funeral homes too

 

a wedding is just an oath between two people. everyone else are not needed, UNLESS you wish to share. the minister....thats a concept 1000 years outdated.

 

not seen a drive through funereal home yet, but when I do, guess where I am gonna have my service

 

Welcome to McDeaths, you kill 'em we grill 'em.

Welcome to McCremate'ems, you turn 'em, we burn 'em.

Welcome to McMausoleums, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.

:skull:


Sorry, bored... :leaving:

 

so I am boring you?

 

Would naked jumping jacks be too much to ask for?

 

on a trampoline?

 

ooooo ...creative.

 

I want to have a tree-top wedding... every one will have to climb up and sit on a branch.

We will throw acorns at the squirrels in celebration!

 

I don't really care about what other people do for their weddings, but damn, it does get pretty ridiculous... Some people just spend so much damn money and time on their weddings, and sometimes I just don't get it. What's wrong with a smaller ceremony? It can still be nice!

 

i've been married twice. i concur, fuck weddings. at the moment, i'm not that convinced that marriage is such a hot idea, either. long-term loving committments, yes. but the instant relationship crystalization and mutual ownership implied in the what marriage has become, no thank you.

if some madness possesses me and i ever get involved with someone who wants to "make it legal", i'd just rather walk to city hall in my favorite comfy jeans, sign a paper before the JP, and then take the kids out for ice cream.

really i think that is the picture of romance.

 

i had a big, beautiful wedding. it was so elegant, the flowers alone were over $1k. fairy lights, ivy, my bouquet, flying family in, getting their hotel rooms, the formal candle-lit dinner and dj, the open bar. man, it was awesome.

 

nicely put

 

i like the idea of a nice classy wedding. and i want lots of guests, want to invit eeveryone whos done good stuff for me n my life (and same for the guy im marrying) so itll probably be a pretty big, expensive affair. note to self, dont invite you :tongue:

 

hehehehehe. it was more important to us to treat our friends and families to something really special than go on a honeymoon. it was also really nice to show dave's dad's family that he wasn't the loser they'd condemned him of being.

 

I want a small wedding. I would rather put the money towards a house than flowers that will die. In fact I want an outside wedding so I won't need to buy flowers. But then again there is always Vegas.

 

yep, i want a bigass party. and a honeymoon, but its ok if its just us holed up in a house fucking our brains out for oa week or two :X