Best ways of commiting suicide?

This whole thread is wrong, just really really wrong.

If anyone talks to this person will you let me know, please?

 

I am going to recommend a very good book to you that may help you gain a clearer perspective of how things really are. The book is called The Power Of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment by Eckhart Tolle. The book is appropriate for all religions and beliefs.

Since I see your birthday isn't until next month, please go out and buy this book NOW and read a little each day if you can. It is not a book you can read quickly. You must read for a while, and put the book down and think about what you read. There is much to be understood.

And if your problems in life stem from a loss or breakup that has messed you up badly, then Mars and Venus: Starting Over by John Gray, PhD is a good book to read as well.

Life is awesome, no matter how shitty it gets. Don't leave the Earth, man! There are so many beautiful things you do not yet know about. You were given this gift of life...don't waste it, please.

Oh, and can you get counseling? Do you have anyone around there to talk to?

{{{{{HUGS}}}}}

 

Life is not meant to be easy, and ANY individual is NOT the center of the universe.

I really don't think life is better on 'the other side' for someone who takes their own life. Just my opinion, of course.

 

Get to the RNC and take as many R's with you as you can.

 

I am not disagreeing wiht the fact life should be easy, and I was not being a smartass although it may seem that way, its just some people can't deal with life, we're all born dieing, some make the best of it, some do nothing but fuck around, some work their asses off, some just get dealt into the wrong life, either way we're all born dieing, some people just get ot the point where they throw their hands up and say WTF? Why am I here, whats the fucking point? See where I am going?

 

"We give birth astride a grave, the light gleams an instant, and is gone." - Beckett

Fuck it... who wants pie?

 

What kind of pie?

 

The best way to commit suicide, is to marry Courtney Love - the first time you piss her off, she'll suicide you good and proper.

 

Hey hey hey, shes not so bad.

 

Yea, DW, I see where you are going, and I am familiar with the mindset. I don't necessarily agree with it, though.

My POV is that we are all here for a purpose, whether we ever find out what that purpose is, we never know. When life gets rough, rise to the challenge.

Seventeen can be a really fucked-up age for some. If one can enable oneself to view his/her life from the outside, he could see that it MAY not be all that bad (or maybe it is).

I just see suicide as a weak, cowardly act, that's all, but don't think for a minute the thought of taking my own life has never passed through my head.

........and as has been posted by others, things like this thread are usually just a cry for help.......................usually...................

 

Yea I honestly think its a cry, like I posted before, I know if I was gunna blow my head off no one would know about it. I would leave a note and head out back.

 

yeah, me too -- let the coyotes drag me off.....




NOW -- WHO HAS THE PIE??

 

I have the punch, if you have the pie, and dammit I thought you did have the fucking pie? WTF man

 

Your location says London, so I will assume that means England...

Samaritans
c/o Chris
PO Box 90 90
Stirling FK8 2SA
Helpline: 08457 90 90 90 (24 hours)
E-mail: jo@samaritans.org
Website: www.samaritans.org.uk

The Samaritans exists to provide confidential emotional support to any person, irrespective of race, creed, age or status who is in emotional distress or at risk of suicide; 24 hours a day. Can be contacted by e-mail, telephone, writing, or by visiting one of over 200 local branches (details are on the website).

 

Bullshit. Suicide is NOT the easy way out. Think of how stressful and depressing it is to think of how bad you'll hurt your loved ones and think about the possible good things you're giving up. I think to kill yourself is harder than to not kill yourself. That's why so many people talk about it, and so few do it. I've wanted to kill myself several times. Truly, honestly wished I could be dead, but never had the balls to do it because the thought of not existing scares me. I don't agree with suicide, but I think it's each individual's perogative.

That being said here are some ideas:

Car crash, self decapitation, slit wrists, slit throat, or maybe a bullet wound? Lets get creative..... starve yourself to death, or maybe start cutting off digits(fingers/toes) until you bleed to death? OD on a drug you've always wanted to try. Coke and heroine are a good choice. Do both and you'll have a speedball and one hell of a time before you die. You could OD on acid or shrooms. You could drink water til you die. Blow yourself up. Beat your head on something til you pass out and die of blood loss/brain damage. Pull a gun on a cop. Pull a gun on somebody you know will shoot you. Take some hostages somewhere. Or, my personal favorite, and probably the only way I'd ever do it: Put a pan full of mercury in the oven. Give it 25 minutes, open and inhale. The mercury will have you dead in no time. Other than that, you can take mass amounts of any over the counter medication and get the job done, but I say if you're going to do it, do it fucking big. LIke say jump off a tall building....

 

WTF??

Did I EVER say it was EASY??

No.


Selfish and cowardly does not equal easy.

 

i totally agree

 

Thanks 4 all the advises that had been posten here. i seriously need some help, maybe i sound like a lil kid who is talking bullshit or anything like that but my life is not really easy. Im dating a really beautiful girl and my family is great but all the problems is all in my head, i sometime think that everyone is against me and that im worthless as well as i sometimes think that my girlfriend is with me because she wants something of me, wants to use me or that she is cheating on me.
Bad things had happened in my life since i was about 7 and i have become really paranoid about everything, my mind is playing games with me and i cant take it anymore. I dont have many friends because im really shy and i dont wanna humiliate myself in front of other people and i seriously dont know what to do anymore, i just think i shouldnt be here anymore and everyone would be better without me.
I dont mean to sound stupid or anything like that but i dont know who can help me, i decided that i wanted to end my life a while ago and i still want to do it on the day of my birthday but i dont want to make my family suffer ( if they are going to after i die) but i want to take all the pain that feel inside out of my life now.
Does anyone know where i could get some help? i dont wanna talk to my family about this because they will think im stupid but i seriously need someone`s help, i dont really wanna die but i guess that could be the only way that my pain will disappear.

where could i go for some help?

thank you

 

drugs and heavy drinking always worked for me....

 

well you created quite a stir in this thread and if i were you, PM PEANUTS, she's really concerned about you
did you see the post above that gave you the samatarian hot line #?

Samaritans
c/o Chris
PO Box 90 90
Stirling FK8 2SA
Helpline: 08457 90 90 90 (24 hours)
E-mail: jo@samaritans.org
Website: www.samaritans.org.uk

At some point or another I think most people go through phases in their life where they feel like they have no other choice but to die. Eventually you learn, that life goes on and you learn from everything that happens to you. You aren't the only one who is in this pridicament, I bet you that there are some people on this forum, who feel the same way. If you have friends, family or a Counselor, I'd highly suggest you open yourself up to these people. Keeping all your feelings of torment to yourself may cause more damage. Nothing in life is worth killing yourself, you just have to focus on something that really does make you happy. I know it's not that easy but it's a start.
*hugs*

nova