HELP! things to tell someone who wants your whoohoo and you don't want their penis

Try this...guarenteed to work

After the fellow makes his move, and you know that he's tryin to get into ur pants:

"Oh my God I'm so happy! I've been waiting for this moment all my life! You and me will make such beautiful kids....what do you want to name the first one? Oh I'm thinking about Sunshine Ray, or maybe Cali Marie. We don't have to get married right away but I'm gonna need a key to your place. Oh gee I can't wait to tell my mom!"

Guarenfuckinteed

 

Nah, that wouldn't work on me. I'd keep Penny pregnant until she was eligible for Social Security or her uterus fell out.

 

Them you dont want to screw them, and put the dildo in the drawer.

 

'Sex means a lot more than me than fooling around'...or 'I don't want to do that'...I think both of those would work...just might...I could be wrong though. Maybe you should get more suggestions.

 

say no

simple

 

Haha.... now I finally figured out what you meant and um... yeah..... pretty simple.

 

Try to convert him to becoming a Jehovah's Witness.

 

fuck him with the dildo

 

This thread makes no sense.....how do you find yourself in numerous situations in which men think they can initate sex? You must do something for it to get to that point....unless these men you speak off are all aggressive would be rapists.

 

Im scared and confused and i want a Yoo-hoo

 

just fuck and get it over with already!

 

And you call yourself a celibate. Shame on you. *disapproving expression*

 

*Rapes the Yoo-hoo*

 

I was speaking "hypothetically"... I meant "get oral sex at least"

 

I don't think celibants even allow for oral. If so, its not that bad of a deal.

 

Be nice to the Yoohoo or you won't get anymore.

 

it wouldn't be the nicest thing to do but, sometimes you should just tell someone to fuck off

 

My point exactly. Men aren't toys either.

 

Sadly.