What would you do with a million dollars (after tax money)?

What would you do with a million dollars (after tax money)?

This guy across the street just inherited about that much cash.

He's like, "Cool, now what?"

My suggestion was to go into work with a sprig of mistletoe hanging from his back belt loop.

 

Buy a mountain in WV or WY.
Build an earthship totally off the grid.
Move out of babylon and away from this mess.
Give the rest to charity.

 

i would have 100,000,000 pennies delivered to my backyard and have a penny mountain. then when friends came over and we went outside they would say, whoa man!! what the hell! look at all those pennies! and i would act suprised at first, and then break the news to them. then one of them would jump in it and make a penny angel and i would have to kick him out because he is banned from penny mountain..

 

Begin the projectical habit of smoking crack

 

Save some. Blow some. Fix up my house. Fix up my parent's house. Sell my house. Move to Colorado.

 

LOLOLOLOL

One hundred million pennies would weigh just shy of 336 tons.

You could pay for the delivery charge from the pile.

... anal as it may sound, I actually did the calculations:

(((100,000,000 times .1075) divided by 16) divided by 2000) = 335.9375 tons

 

Us peeple in Marysland is soo smrat.

 

I would give away about 96% of that million to charities and the other 17% I will use to pay for a high-class hooker.

 

lol i put 100 billion not million haha oops.. i corrected it

 

i would spend a dollar and wipe my ass with the remaining then give to to banks all over the nation..

 

Buy a plot of land somewhere in pretty nature, and move out there with some friends and start a self-sustaining community type thingy... investing enough money into it to keep it running without worrying about it too much... and like Zoomie said, move out of Babylon.

Give the rest of it to my mama.


(BTW, thanks for the tip on the Wasabi Peas in Albertsons... I found some there yesterday, bought the last 2 bags... they also had a Kosher section which had lots of Israeli food which was extra badass... I spent like 200 dollars on groceries.)

 

Actually, I would buy BraveSirRubin and make him my anal friend.

 

You can probably buy me now without a million dollahs... I'm cheap

 

I know you are cheap, but I want my friends to think I can afford an expensive boy-toy.

 

20th century boy, I wanna be your toy!

 

Rhyming is a bit gay, so please do not turn that way.

 

Quoting a Placebo song from Velvet Goldmine is also a tad gay, and I'm guilty of it.

Dammit.

 

Back ontopic then. The original question of a million dollars and all that.