I'm not sure if this joke is actually funny because i'm to stoned to tell, but i laughed at it A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender tells him, "You can't have that dog in here, please take him back to your car or house or whatever" The man tells him, "You wouldn't deprive a blind man of his seeing eye dog, would you?" The bartender replies, "sorry, I didn't realize you were blind" and brings the man a beer. A few minutes later, another man walks in with a chihuahua. The first man tells him "You better tell the bartender that he's your seeing eye dog, or else you'll have leave" Once again, the bartender tells him you can't have that dog in here, please take him out" so, the second man says"This is my seeing eye dog". Now, the bartender is furious and yells "Hey, they don't use chihuahuas for seeing eye dogs!" The man replies, "WHAT, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA, THOSE BASTARDS?!"
