BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Warning

The starter of this thread has severe PMS


Please do not make any sudden moves or provoking comments


this is NOT a drill

 

god.... so do i. we should throw stuff at each other.

 

* picks up nearest TV *



you might wanna rethink that

 

How is this any different from the way you usually are?

 

Let's have a P.M.S party!!!

 

you know what bugs me the most when i have pms??? when people ask me " are you pmsing or something?" aaaaaaaaaaaarghaslfjasldkfjöyslfk!!!!!!!!! fuckers.

 

Funny thing is,i get PMS as well but it is short for:

Pretty
Mosterous
Sack!

 

u might wanna see a doctor bout that

 

Yeah he should see a doctor before he develops MTB from his PMS.

Nobody likes the Monster Tea Bag.

 

omg missfontella i just realized that i repeatedly called you missfontane in a different post and didnt catch the mistake til just now! im so sorry i feel stupid about that. i have a horrible brain for names and couldnt even remember it right long enough to look at it and then write the message . im sorry :S

 

I eat more chocolate





smartass

 

When my wife is really suffering, I sit her down in front ot the t.v., load a monster bowl, put one of her "comfort" movies in for her (like "An American President" or "The Princess Bride," or somesuch), and rub her feet. "The Medicine," as we call it here at home, is really good for taking the edge off pms. A movie which she's seen a thousand times and holds no suprises can be like a good friend or a warm blanket. And that last... rubbing her feet... is one of the great rules for a heathy marriage. It works every time. If you can't find someone to rub yur feet, though, a nice bowl of ice cream is a good substitute.

 

now see here, on a regular non-PMSing day I would just wrote the first line


but since I'm PMSing...I called you a smartass


see the difference?

 

will you come be my husband for an hour?

 

its cool, at least you didn't call me a bitch


oh wait...I am a bitch


either way, bigones

 

No I don't


A bitch is a bitch is a bitch. No matter how you slice it, it still comes up bitch.

 

If I could, I surely would. With the blessings of my wife to boot. How far are you from Kansas?

 

I'd agree with you if I din't live in Lawrence. It's a great place and I can almost forget that it's surrounded by the rest of the state. If you've never been, I highly reccomend it (not Kansas, Lawrence).

 

fuck everyone! AND YOUR LITTLE DOGS, TOO!


godd dammit. and i swear to god, i'm not cleaning my house again until my baby is 10 years old.

 

missfontella, we need to get together over a cup of coffee and some firearms and go sheep huntin'.