Do you have an emergency fuck friend too?

Good Gawd man! Don't you own a light switch? If you can't shut the lights off, throw a bag over her head and name the baby for the Queen! (God save the queen.) And if all that fails, send her to me. I'll trade you for my ex-wife. But, you poor son of a bitch, I don't advise it, getting my ex-wife Judith Anne Hageman of Edmonton, Alberta. You haven't done anything to me, after all.

 

i don't even have a fuck friend at ALL, much less an EMERGENCY one!

 

Ive got a regular one that i can pretty much see most times. I think she's a nice girl, likes to root. Thats all you need in a fuckbuddy.

 

i wish i had an emergency fuck friend.

you'd think it would be easy to find one with abs like mine, but i've got awful luck.

 

Fuck friend....dont like the expression.....

But I would die for a lover who I could escape into the realms
of lust and fantasy and act out my wildest sexual dreams with
.....in a cottage on the side of an Irish mountain.....

keep on praying..
keep on hoping...

 

Yeah i have a few, i do occasionally see them, but i much prefer it when im in a relationship

 

It's called ex-bfs for me...and all guy friends

 

i wish my ex girlfriends were as open-minded.

 

a ton
i like em big so anything will do for me
bumpin ulgys is what i do best

 

I second that.

 

not no more... but if any yall need one im in houston!

 

Yes

 

i wish i got to go to a party or invite a girl over and put the moves on that shit would be asome

 

thats exactly what i need. damn!!
i need a fuck buddy

 

I should be so lucky. I rely on Lady Five.

 

nope. Good idea. I should get one.

~A

 

haha I had one for about a year but that fucked over on me...now iam not that lucky an kinda hated where I live : P

 

oh- drag, man.

 

Rosie Palmer FTW !

 

My ex boyfriend, as long as we are both single. It always seems to make me feel horribly guilty afterwards though.