so i have an extra hole in me the size of a billaird ball

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by all_rhodesian_reject, Apr 13, 2007.

  1. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    so turns out the coccgodnia was actually a pineal abcess or something, bugger swelled to the size of a peach, the doc said it was a textbook example, got rushed into hopsital, surgery yadi yah yah, lots of excruciating pain, actual agony, plus i had student docters staring at my arse for a good five minutes.

    i'm not allowed to sit down for like two weeks, they've got me on the equivalent mof morphine for the pain.


    fucking sucks.
     
  2. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Ouch, Sound like the preverbial pain in the ---
    Hope your better soon...
    Peaceful Painfree thoughts your way.... Farmout :)
     
  3. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.
     
  4. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    ouch :eek: i hope you feel better soon hugh :(
     
  5. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    Well played my son, if your gonna get sick, do it right i say.
     
  6. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    is it wrong that the first thought that came to my mind was "i want to put my dick in it"
     
  7. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    every man, in nearly every situation, asks himself the simple question, "would i stick my dick in it". This is perfectly ok. Its when the answer comes out as "yes", when concerning a pineal abcess, that something starts to be wrong.
     
  8. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    If your dick was about 2.5" long and then yes sure you could, theres no nerves inside only at the opening so your penis must be very narrow, because the nerves at the entrance are extremely, extremely, extremely sensitive....



    and yes Chris I never do things by halves :D
     
  9. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    Well, glad that got treated on time :D
     
  10. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Maybe just the tip?
     
  11. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    How bout a foot?
     
  12. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    You don't have a foot George, six inches if you're lucky.
     
  13. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    how wide are you? it's only a 2cm opening, it really opens up inside....
     
  14. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    that's exactly my reaction too
    man :confused:

    feel better hugh :)
     
  16. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    Shoooo i hope that heals up well for you.

    I too thought about putting my penis in it... for like .5 seconds when i read the thread name it was a little blip that i didnt pay attention too until chris pointed out that all males thinking about putting it in the object of concern.. hahah thats so funny
     
  17. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

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    Make sure you get good pills out of it :)
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i wish i had a penis, so i could know how it felt to think of putting my penis in things :confused:
     
  19. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    The wrong encompasses general cultural lows that have such remarkable intellects conjuring philosophies inspired by contemplating pineal abscess sodomy.
     
  20. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    A man thinking "would i stick my dick in it?" is not cultural, it is but instinct.
     
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