so i have an extra hole in me the size of a billaird ball

so turns out the coccgodnia was actually a pineal abcess or something, bugger swelled to the size of a peach, the doc said it was a textbook example, got rushed into hopsital, surgery yadi yah yah, lots of excruciating pain, actual agony, plus i had student docters staring at my arse for a good five minutes.

i'm not allowed to sit down for like two weeks, they've got me on the equivalent mof morphine for the pain.


fucking sucks.

 

Ouch, Sound like the preverbial pain in the ---
Hope your better soon...
Peaceful Painfree thoughts your way.... Farmout

 

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

 

ouch i hope you feel better soon hugh

 

Well played my son, if your gonna get sick, do it right i say.

 

is it wrong that the first thought that came to my mind was "i want to put my dick in it"

 

every man, in nearly every situation, asks himself the simple question, "would i stick my dick in it". This is perfectly ok. Its when the answer comes out as "yes", when concerning a pineal abcess, that something starts to be wrong.

 

If your dick was about 2.5" long and then yes sure you could, theres no nerves inside only at the opening so your penis must be very narrow, because the nerves at the entrance are extremely, extremely, extremely sensitive....



and yes Chris I never do things by halves

 

Well, glad that got treated on time

 

Maybe just the tip?

 

How bout a foot?

 

You don't have a foot George, six inches if you're lucky.

 

how wide are you? it's only a 2cm opening, it really opens up inside....

 

that's exactly my reaction too
man

feel better hugh

 

Shoooo i hope that heals up well for you.

I too thought about putting my penis in it... for like .5 seconds when i read the thread name it was a little blip that i didnt pay attention too until chris pointed out that all males thinking about putting it in the object of concern.. hahah thats so funny

 

Make sure you get good pills out of it

 

i wish i had a penis, so i could know how it felt to think of putting my penis in things

 

The wrong encompasses general cultural lows that have such remarkable intellects conjuring philosophies inspired by contemplating pineal abscess sodomy.

 

A man thinking "would i stick my dick in it?" is not cultural, it is but instinct.