What WORLD RECORD would YOU like to try?..

[size=+0][size=+0][size=+0][size=+0][size=+0]What WORLD RECORD would YOU like to achieve?.. have YOU ever attempted one?.. & do YOU have the most unique idea for one?[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]
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[size=+0][size=+0][size=+0][size=+0][size=+0]This is My World Record Attempt..[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]
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[size=+0][size=+0][size=+0][size=+0][size=+0]The Biggest Internet WORLD RECORD Ever Attempted
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Australian eccentric conceptual artist Mervyn E. Skilton, has undertaken the World's biggest online record ever attempted. With 4,158,571 page visits to view his World record attempt. Mr Skilton's attempt is well underway to his target of 200,000,000 page visits, a record never before attempted or achieved of this size, all in the name of art and welfare, to help build a powerful platform with high traffic to soon launch the art of the battling artists to the World, such as painters and musicians, to help support themselves working at their craft fulltime, so they can live their vision rather than retreat from their artistic dreams.
Mervyn Skilton's big picture in the building of such a media profile with his "Big Merv" persona, is to educate the people of the World about art, music, animal welfare and beer, and to also help save his marriage, by making a commitment as big and public as this World record attempt, to his wife Shirley Skilton, which began as a bet during their separation, to rectify his past wayward ways.

Big Merv says, "You must keep your dream alive, no matter what your dream is, just bloody well do it if ya want it!". merv's original dream was beer and bourbon, and he lived his dream to the full extent, until the bourbon got the better of him. Nowadays Big Merv follows his dreams of helping the less fortunate people and animals, as he was exactly that many years ago with his troubled past. Merv also says, "if I can do it, so can you, just get of ya backside now ya lazy bastard, and take the first steps towards your dream. If you are lying in bed right now dreaming of a beer, get up of ya fat ass and make ya first few steps towards the fridge, that bloody beer ain't gunna come walking over to you!.. dream it, do it!"

Drop in and say gidday to Big Merv Downunder, you might even catch the big boy in The Big Merv Big Chat Room ..Big Merv is sure to entertain you.

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The most hardshell crabs eaten in one week!

 

i would want to break the 100m and 200m freestyle world record

 

i really don't give a rat about world records, nor the kind that an individual can personaly set. right off i hand i can't think of any. all the things i'd like to do invoulve regeonal planning and environmentaly harmonious infrastructure.

oh there you go. in some sort of consulting capacity (or elected if i thought i had a thick enough skin to run for anything) i'd like to help create the world's most ecotopian regeon. how about that?

(i'd probably like to build and live in the world's most unusual kind of 'house', but i'm not sure where, if anywhere on the face of this planet, that i'd want to live otherwise, i'd be allowed to do so).

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I want to break the land speed record in a car with an engine of my own design, and do it while drunk off my ass :cheers:

 

I think I could run the 100 meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind me and running down a very steep hill.

 

well you know the winchester mystery house? i think it may hold the record for rooms and hallways and stuff. or if it don't. wherever does. if i was really rich enough to afford to do something crazy like that. i'd like to just build and build and build. rooms and hallways and all that. mazes and mazes of them. and then invite everone who wanted to, to live in one of the rooms of it.

yah, somekind of a wierd space, not a regimented looking appartment building or complex like we're used to, but just a crazy infinite maze of halls and spaces, with maybe the world's record for the largest number of unrelated persons living in one structure that wasn't like a regular appartment complex, but something crazy like an infinite winchester mystery house sort of thing. a palace of straingeness. i'd even like to have it where anyone else who wanted to could add more rooms and hallways to it too.

that would be just so insanely trippy.

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i wanna bread the worlds tiniest unicorn

 

that would be sweeeet... you'll have to beat me at that though!...

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I was thinking about this sort of thing the other day....

Mine sounds a little silly... but I read an article a week or two back about a woman who lives near me who's the fastest knitter in Canada ~ that'd be a record I'd like to beat, the fastest knitter.

 

shit, she's only fastestest because you never been measured.

 

That would be SWEET!

I think I would like to break the record of most porno watched. EVER.