Wanna Slom?

Slomming is the shit, everyones doing it. Sometimes we sneak into the bathrooms at lunch and slom there. Or slom in class. Or slom anywhere.

 

Define Slom.

 

jeez you been under a rock... Slom stands for sticking leeches on myself... it the new thing man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcCnKh1jzs

 

Sticking leeches on myself. What could you be talking into doing?

 

man you guys are some lames if you dont slom.

 

dude I do that all the time

 

Seems to strange to be real....

 

as real as michael jackson's nose man

 

actually its healthy too, leeches help clean ur blood of inpurities etc

 

Cleansing of impurities..? Pff.. its all about the wicked buzz you get!!

 

Man people don't watch anti pot smoking commericials these days. It's always a good laugh when your stoned off your ass.

 

In Canada we don't have that comercial. We have stuff like "Don't smoke weed and Drive" its actually a funny comercial.

 

Dood slomming is my fave.

 

I just got some of the "purple" leaches and whew the blood loss is sweet my man.. I. ... can...... bare..Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

I don't think that was quite the intention of the commercial. They were doing it to say, "Why would someone do something so harmful to their body". Using it as a metaphor to drugs. Or a similey, Drugs are bad like Leaches are bad. Or they are trying to say why would drugs be cool, it is a lower person thing, like putting leaches on yourself. Hard to explain, easy to understand, IMO.

 

i just had a weird ass idea and plz dont flame me if it sounds retarded as hell but could u actually get a lil bit of a buzz of sloming? cuz i mean they take your blood out, purify it and put it back in ur body lol so its like getting an injection of pure blood so im just assuming it would actually have some effect on u lol i know its a stupid idea but id still like to see somebody try it

 

do its not sloming its slothing!

 

Yes, if they suck enough of your blood you will get lightheaded and such. Or who knows if it transmits a disease into, I bet you would feel a "buzz"

 

thats bull, i get occasional nosebleeds, and say a shot like glass is what drips out of my nose, and i dont get lightheaded. so how is a leech gonna suck up more than a shot? unless theres like 50 of em hehe, but yea, after the nosebleeds, when i would sit and then get up i would feel like i was gonna faint.

but if u want a buz, this is what u do, buy a bottle of fizzy water or soda w/e, open the cap spill one glass out, then put ur mouth over it and inhale, its hard but when the bottle slightly reduces in mass due to pressure, the co2 will give u the weirdest buzz, i used to do it loads

 

I said if they suck enough blood. And yes, it's the same concept with nosebleeding, any blood loss will give you the effect. And of course I was kidding about the "you getting a buzz from a transmited disease off a leach"