stealing from work

lets say there is an abundence of a certain item at work and you know its not really being used as much as it should be...would you take it?

 

No.

 

What is the item?

Where do you work, like in an office?

 

No.

Unless you work food service or walmart.

 

Everyone's so quick with the no....

 

I have.

 

Steal something for me, too!

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^^^I would.............if I didn't already get fired for stealing from work

 

When i worked at Carls Jr. I stole Cheeseburgers and french fries and a shit load of catsup....But then my cholesterol went up and god damned me with Flaming greasy Diarreah.

When i worked at the DA's office, i stole Staplers, fax paper, old phones, Clipboards, and lil monogram pocket knives that some dude stashed in his computer desk, also they were giving away free portable DVD players once to office workers, i technically wasnt a worker more of an errand boy....But i got one wether they wanted me to have it or not

 

whippetts. ya know for the whipping cream to top off tasty treats?

 

Ive never had a job i didn't steal from. i thought you where supposed to!

 

If not steal, then the next must would be doing as little work as possible.

 

i have that covered too. i dont even know why i get paid.

 

To decrease productivity?

 

But is that what YOU are gonna use them for?

 

Well the company i work for strives for diversity. so, i guess the need me to balance out the hard workers.

 

No, hopefully i will be receiving stolen property from her, again.

 

i say take it.. you're being underpaid otherwise you wouldn't be employed by them. let me know if you ever work at the philadelphia mint!

 

very doubtful. ive taken like $0.50 before when we were over by a couple bucks for our float, taken things my manager said I could or things that were company givena s free perks to the employees but thats about it

 

If sneaking food on an almost daily basis counts, then today I mastered the art of stealthily avoiding our crazy new security system. It's tooooo easy, we don't have a camera in the dining room, except the one pointed at front register, so, all you do is make a meal in the kitchen, push it out to be "taken to a customer," then get it yourself, and take it to the side of the dining room the camera can't see. There are so many little spots those things don't catch, it doesn't even look suspicious. Booooyah.

As far as anything else, if I'm gonna take it, I usually alert a manager. I got the old monitor from the back computer yesterday after they got all new stuff. It still works pretty good...it's not as nice as my current, but we can always use extra parts.