Are you masturbating right now?

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  1. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

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    If only my posts were as deranged and disturbing as your, haha. THEN i would answer your question. First you wonder what age a girl is when she started, which is pretty gross considering she may have been a lot younger then most people would care to even wonder about. Then you conjour up imagery of people having sex with animals, a dog even, one of the grossest animals you could have chosen. Whats next? Or do I even want to read it?!
     
    Krsna Bhakti, Apr 4, 2007
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  3. trivett

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    you come across as a fool . can you learn to spell before you judge people
     
    trivett, Apr 4, 2007
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  5. trivett

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  7. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

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    Bunny Rabbit? Ok, yea, thats a lil mo sexy ;) Now I see where your coming from :) haha
     
    Krsna Bhakti, Apr 4, 2007
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  9. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Now you're getting way off track, this is about masturbation not bestiality….
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  11. BraveSirRubin

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    Fuck you and your atom bomb!
     
    BraveSirRubin, Apr 4, 2007
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  13. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Wow, I guess you told him....Do you feel better now?...lol
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  15. BraveSirRubin

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    You missed the pop culture reference.

    I will feel better as soon as I flop the dolphin though.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Apr 4, 2007
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  17. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Well then flop away....I read it....What kind of guitar are you holding?...I have Martin, a Fender and an Ovation, all acoustic....
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  19. dylanzeppelin

    dylanzeppelin daydream believer

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    aww what a shame, i just can't right now. =\ heh
     
    dylanzeppelin, Apr 4, 2007
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  21. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Speaking of dolphin's, I think I'll go and spank the monkey....
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  23. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    And why not may I ask?
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  25. BraveSirRubin

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    It's an old old old Ovation. Not mine, no sir...

    I own a 5$ flea market guitar, love me guitar to death.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Apr 4, 2007
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  27. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    It doesn't have the fiberglass back like most Ovations, but the tuning machines and headstock look like Ovation....
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  29. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Ya know, I have a very hard time playing all three of mine at once, but I just love my Martin, she's soooo sweet....
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  31. BraveSirRubin

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    Yeah, the back is unique, this one is expensive... it's a friend, and he doesn't even play... so I used to steal it from him all the time...

    And yes, playing 3 guitars at once would be rather hard. I can play the A and D chords with my feet :D
     
    BraveSirRubin, Apr 4, 2007
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  33. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I can see playing a quick A with your feet, but D would be quite difficult....Try some bar chords that way....LMAO
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  35. BraveSirRubin

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    D isn't too bad... you tuck the finger next to your big toe under the big toe, and bend your foot a bit to the side...
     
    BraveSirRubin, Apr 4, 2007
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  37. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    You crack me up!!!!
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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  39. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I just tried playing with my feet, but my big toe isn't long enough for the bar chords...
     
    Dudley Do Right, Apr 4, 2007
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