Are you masturbating right now?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Dec 10, 2005.

  1. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    why in the hell would i want to tell the world if i was? why in the hell would i want to know if anyone else was? or who?

    the whole point is to remove sexual tension, IN PRIVATE, WITHOUT robbing anyone else of whatever else they might happen to be or wishing to be, thinking about.

    thoughtlessness is not innocense, so again, why in the hell, would any reasonably considerate person WANT anyone else to know??? or wan't to know this about anyone else either?

    (believe it or not, there ARE other things besides sexual gratification. even besides sexual gratification and emparing your judgement! a million zillion other things, some of them actualy MORE intersting and gratifying, at least to some of us. like maybe a world that isn't totally screwed up and environmentally harmonious infrasturcture for example in my case)

    =^^=
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  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    all sorts of intelligent people, I am just their tester. :H
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    No.

    Modern society and religion has made masturbation into something shameful and private.

    I'll shout at the world and tell it that I'm masturbating while running naked through NYC in rush hour traffic!
     
  4. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so....
     
  5. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    did ya know that when a woman is toey she can have 20 climaxes in one hour thanks to her little vibrating friend..?
     
  6. Minibyte

    Minibyte Member

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    Have you done 20 in an hour?
     
  7. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    lol
    someone really should put the theory to test shouldnt they
     
  8. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I'm constantly flicking the bean.

    I wouldn't stop for nothing or no one.

    Not even carpal tunnel.
     
  9. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

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    I only do such things because my best friend thinks its sexys, before I met her I had given it up a long time ago :) I dont have a problem with it though, I just did it for personal reasons.
     
  10. trivett

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    are you from uk ? do you think your addicted then ?
     
  11. trivett

    trivett Member

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    how often is often ? what age did you start ?
     
  12. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

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    Arent we all addicted to everything that we do naturally? Maybe then, I am addicted to breathing? Or eating food? Maybe Im addicted to taking showers but what would somebody say if I stopped all together?
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    I love this kind of perople... it's like a whole internet persona...

    The odd pevert.
     
  14. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    What about the even pervert?

    You don't see too many of them lurking around.....
     
  15. BraveSirRubin

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    Those damn even perverts...

    I think one of the best ones is the square root pervert, or even the pi pervert.
     
  16. Smelly Socks

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    Mmmmmmmmm........... Pi Pervert ala mode.........

    Although the hypotenuse pervert has quite a tangy flavor reminiscent of rancid tuna salad.

    So many perverts, so little time........ :(
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    I think that the rare absolute value pervert is one of the most fascinating creatures in Guam.
     
  18. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    yes i am addicted to living. something that made me hesitate to be born,
    knowing that if i did, i would be.

    uurg, and it's not a question of being shameful, it's a mater of being considerate enough to not impose what is unaesthetic.

    =^^=
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  19. Dudley Do Right

    Dudley Do Right In Your Head

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    Umm, hmm, I like licking the bean :drool: and if I had one I’d flick it all day long, but I sure like to spank the monkey, OOOO, AHHH....

     
  20. trivett

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    what are you on about you cant be addicted to breathing .having sex with a dog isn't natural but some people can be addicted to it . addiction is when you constantly do something weather its natural or not .
     

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