if I stood on my head, and let my dick dribble a bit, then it might run up to my nipple too. Hmmm, I might need to try this
I knew it was all just bullshit. Your stuff in is the front yard, and the dog is now sleeping on your side of the bed. Have a nice life, oh wait, fuck off and die.
That's right, the world is only complicated if you make it that way. And I confess, I only love lollipops...
You might have a chance...but only if it was cherry flavored! And had a bubblegum center. None of that Tootsie Roll crap...