new goal

since i have lost interest in my last goal which has lasted like an hour, I am going to make a new goal. My new goal is to make up new a new word at least once a day and use it while I am talking to someone about something, and if someone says "what?" then I will tell them my made-up definition and they will either believe me, or google it, either one would be almost as equally amusing...
haha I just read over this post and giggled a lot...

 

what a pasmatic idea!

 

My dad would say "perniliate" for "leave". I always thought it was a real word.

 

that's a wonderfully cromulant idea.

(cromulant, of course, is from the Simpsons. Made up, but from there.)

 

It's people like you that make a mokery of all that is Scrable.

 

what are you on? and where can i get some?

 

I'm afraid you suffer from a bad case of snickeritis. Get a shot of antigiggulin immediately or you risk complete and utter miscombopulation.

 

*Hands you a small baggie*

Here, if you haven't had it yet, you likely shouldn't be on RT.

 

Do you have enough tschknarp left to roll one?

 

Heres one:

1. Kahuna Corkscrew


The process of inserting a female's nipple into the man's "pee hole"

masterofpuppest wants to give TGK a Kahuna Corkscrew so bad its making her asshole quiver

 

lol the kahuna corkscrew, i like it.. I think i am going to use this tomorrow..

 

i was going to start a Chinese language podcast to teach Americans the language. thing is, i don't know chinese, and was assuming my listeners wouldn't either.. i'm dropping the idea, but plz feel free to run with it!

 

miscombopulation....Dude I have sooo heard that word before..Such a fuckin cool word.

Im so tired right now... my mind is confuzzled and I can't seem to fall asleep. Every time I close my eyes I keep seeing this girl that I met today and her ass...or lack there off. She claimed to have a bad case of Noassitol, but she just looked at me all discommunicated when I offered her a toke from my Bootiplump injestinator.

 

That's possibly the cleanest definition you've posted to date...you're falling behind, Ganja.

 

I pulled this one last night :H

Naughty Puppy



The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.

My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.

 

LMAO...that's the funniest one yet.

 

That's redonkial.