I think my barber is going deaf He asked me how I wanted it done and I said, "make me look like a count"
Dont worry folks, Its a play on words that most people on the american continent dont get! A count is usually an extremely well dressed person who attracts loads of women and is dynamic in personality and in wit (at least thats how theyre portrayed in the movies) whereas the word sounds a bit like ****, especially as spoken by a chav from Essex near London England. In Britain to call someone a **** implies they are stupid or devious or an imbecile So I think my barber is going a bit deaf because I asked him to make me look like a count (now you fill in the rest - I will spell it out if you like but hopefully you get the picture)
