My Media Studies teacher (whom I have a on-and-off problem with, long story) was a pedophile and I handed in my homework to him, but it ended up being erotica and then he kept trying to sleep with me. After that, Homer Simpson was living in my Grand Parent's house and he was a strictly kosher Jew, so, I brought him holocaust souvenirs and cooked him a nice kosher meal when my french teacher appeared at the dinner table and kept saying "Chava bien?" to which I would say "Merci, et toi?". It was a strange one.
Well, "Chava" is a jewish-y name, and normally, in french, you would ask Ca va bien? The english equivalent to How's it going?, except it was "Chava bien". Very weird.