Baby Eaters Anonymous

I like to eat smokers...

It's like smocked veal.

 

I think the best baby raising methods can be found right here in Australia. Orphaned infants are taken from the parents at birth and sent by truck in small plastic boxes with airholes in the top, and immediately they are placed in small cages that restrict movement, and are fed on a drip of steroids, anti-biotics, and are fed a high protein grain and dairy formula through a tube. They are kept in this state for at least four years, during at least half the babies die due to complications and are made into shoes. Following the four year tenderising period, they are beheaded, skinned, stuffed through the neck with the placenta (which has been snap frozen since birth), selected herbs and spices, as well as sea salt and preservatives. They are then wrapped in al-foil, boxed and sent to specialised gourmet food markets. The backstrap and rump are often removed to make burgers for Mcdonalds.

 

oh man i love you so much for this comment
i can't stop laughing

mooo you will make such a good cook
barefoot and pregnant and chained to the stove

 

Gawd that's hott...

 

not only is it hot, it's the way it should be

 

Weed smokers are even better... Tastes like hiiiigggghhhhh...and orange soda, strangely enough...

 

That's a good point.

I wonder if eating a pothead gets ya high.

 

This thread makes me crave baby snatch.

 

i find that old people dont taste that good when you cook them with thier skin on theres waaaay too much. the best way to cook them is skinless with herbs and freshly squeezed eyeball juices.

 

I love eating Chinese people. The only problem is that I'm hungry again an hour later.

 

I forgot to mention that the babies sent of to be farmed and processed in Australia are redheads, naturally.

 

And do clowns taste funny?

 

Clowns never settle too well with me, personally.

 

Theyre great in stir frys. With pineapple pieces, mushroom, carrot and broccoli. Really good eatin'