Ran away from multiple school cops

Well today I was smoking weed in the woods with my friends and as soon as we returned to school property this cop catches all of us except me. So I take off running like a mothafucka while stoned and got away for atleast an hour. Then when I come back to school I get caught by the cop again and he tells me to stop. So I slowly come to him but then all of a sudden I ran like crazy(because I still had weed with me). So about another hour I sneak into school and enter my last period a little late. It was crazy too because they sent a helicopter after me!

 

it was kinda believable untill that helicopter part. they don't send helicopters, thats what paranoid stoners think.

 

Um noo actually the helicopter was actually circling around my school. And that was the first time I have eer seen the heli.

 

yeah, right. a helicopter after a stoner? maybe if you had killed or gotten seriously injured yeah. they dont just send helicopters like that.

 

Well everyone in my school was talking about someone wo ran away from the cops. I maybe paranoid or something but my story is 100 percent true.

 

and your gonna be 100% busted tommorrow

 

Yeah. This is just about the most retarded thing I've ever heard. 1. The people you were with most likely snitched you out, and informed the cops you had weed, hence the reason you kept running. 2. They obviously know who you are, so yes, tomorrow, you will be in deep shit. HA! and 3. I don't believe a fucking word of any of this. Let me guess, you were smoking your purple haze today, right? Come on.

 

And you're the most retarded person in this forum. But fortunately, your opininon does not mean shit to me. Do you honstly care if you believe me or not, because you not believing me doesnt change the fact that my story was true. And yes, they probably did snitch on me, but they normally dont try so hard just to find one person. I'm not even going to belive any of the bullshit you just gave me seeing as you are an idiot.

 

I think after this thread, the true idiot has been proven to be you. Have a good time in juvie....

 

Wow what a comeback, reversed what I said to you, and think you were original, lol. Noone can put me in juvy, son.

 

Son? I've got 10 fucking years on you. and yes, they can put you in Juvie. Keep on thinkin you are indestructible and see what happens. You got a lot to learn little boy.

 

Lol it's not hard to lie about your age you know. And I doubt you are even 25 seeing as how you have the mental cpacity of an 11 year old. Seriously, if you're such an adult, why not try acting like one? I'll prove to you that I wont go to Juvie by posting tommorow and this whole week.

 

Yes. I lied about my age. I'm actually only 6 years old. I can't even read yet. That chick in my bed isn't my wife, rather my mother. And that kid screaming in the other room isn't my son, but my little baby brother. yup. I'm just one huge sack of bullshit.

Its funny that you of all people give ME a lecture about lying, when clearly all of your posts are nothing more than huge fucking lies meant to make you look big and bad at your ripe old age of 15. I'll love it if you get your ass busted and locked up for awhile, and get your fucking ass beat the fuck up. Maybe then you will learn that being a smart ass "make shit up mother fucker" isn't the way to get through life. Until then, welcome to my ignore list.

 

Wow Ganjakingm, if you have grudges with people online you seriously do need help. Well it's glad to admit that you were 6 years old, I kind of underestimated you there. You'll also love it if a girl actually talked to you, but doesn't mean it will happen. The poster on your bed does not count as your "wife". Judging by your avatar, you sure are desperate to get your dick wet.

And since you think you're so badass by insulting me on my age, why would you put me on your ignore list?? Is it so you don't cry whenever I single your pussey ass out? Looks like it,

 

LOL, this is like watching my two younger cousins argue about what pokemon is better.

 

No it's more like having to argue with a retard but is still clueless on whats going on.

 

bahahahahahahaha!

 

I'm not getting involved. Mythbusters is on and I don't care what anyone has to say about it

 

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Psyduck pwns.