have u ever get caught masturbating???

College roomates are the worst. I personally don't care when they walk in, I think it's funny that they'll have that image of me making love to my laptop burnt in the back of their head for a couple weeks.

 

Ever been caught? Almost a couple of times by a family member. Don't need for that to actually happen.

 

Just preform in the shower. Not as comfortable as the bed or couch, but you have the door locked, the water running and no one will expect anything because they percieve that you are only taking a shower. Well, that's what I do anyway.

 

about a year ago i was in my room sitting in my computer chair and i have a really really loud stereo hooked to my computer, im talkin cerwin vega floor standing speakers. and i had a porno on the computer that had some music in it but also had people screaming and fucking like rabbits. so one day i was just masturbating at the house by myself in my room and all the sudden my grandpa just walks in my room randomly, and he lives like 2 hours away from me and rarely comes to my house but like once every few months. i had no idea he was coming by. and i had my dick out just goin to town with porno on full blast. the look on his face was priceless... he just walked away quietly like nothing happend and left. to this day he has never said a word about it. in fact i dont really feel weird about it cuz i mean hes a guy and can relate but whatever.. it was really funny but shocking at the time

 

gharp - your grandfather probably still jerks off himself. You would be surprised...guys in their 80s do it.

Ask him someday.

 

I have never been caught and i am glad of it.

 

getting caught by the right person can be exhilerating.

 

I was never caught masturbating, because I was entirely too sneaky! But I have accidentally seen both my son and daughter masturbating. I actually thought it was quite erotic to see them doing that (they are both teenagers) although they did not realize that I witnessed them masturbating (and having an orgasm) and I would never want them to think that I disapproved of them giving themselves pleasure. I think it is one of the most healthy things that they can do!

 

When I was 15 my friend's older sister caught me masterbating while smelling her panties.That was a turn on for me.

 

I've never been caught... I've been masturbating for a while now, I know how to avoid these things. The closest time had to of been when my friend stayed over... and he decided to leave in the middle of the night, and I guess he woke my grandma up and she tried to open my door... but it was locked. Luckily, although I was extremely nervous, I avoided it by telling her that my door was locked because my friend locked it when he left on accident, and I guessed she believed it. I think she knows I do though, kinda obvious when I go through baby oil bottles like no tomorrow in the shower.

 

i got caught.... a friend stayed over last night. she was sleeping and he ass was half showing so i was wanking over it and she woke up and rolled over. i paused and pretended to be asleep. she whispered im awake... smiled and rolled back over...

i kept going hahaha apparently it turned her on. got me all red in the face tho.

 

I'm also 1 time caught my brother (he is 16). He found on my comp my naked photo and mastrubate while see it. I was a little embarrassed, but it turn me on. he said that could not check oneself when saw me naked

 

I know how your brother felt..I would do the same....your gorgeous

 

Missed a golden opportunity huggie.

 

not wuite but yes... both of us have partners... its basically all i can do without crossing the line... stupid bloody lines lol

 

I get caught ocationaly by the wife... I dont really mind much...

 

A good male friend of mine came over and without knocking walked into my room (or he might have knocked, but then came in without my saying anything) just as I was having cyber sex with someone on the Internet. It was really embarrassing, because I hurriedly got up, and zipped up my pants, and neither of us said anything about it. We went out to breakfast after that, and he read a newspaper the whole time, and I sat there staring into space. Two typical insecure guys.

 

i got caught like 2 days before my mum walked straight in my room while i was waching porn i restarted my pc so she didnt saw any thing she asked me why did i restarted the pc i didnt liked the idea to tell her the truth so she called my dad i told him and it all ended a lil embaresing thats my first time

 

It's so strange you said that because when I was 13 my Father saw me (I don't say caught cuz I didn't know he saw me) Hetalked to me the next day and told me he saw me. I was so freakin' embarresed I though I was going to puke. He assured me no to feel that way. He told me it was natural and there was nothing wrong with "pleasing ones self" I always thought it was kind of strange he would say that. But seeing how you felt when witnessing your own children I think that might have been what he ment.
I learned later to do it whe I was sure no one was home!!

 

It is great that you are understanding about sexuality and what is natural.

I, on the other hand, was told that it was a sin and that I should not do it. Hmm, and look at go at it now.

I was caught somewheres between the ages of 10 and 13. At that time, I had never masturbated to orgasm yet, but I would sometimes touch my cock and just play with it in a curious way. Also, at that time I'd still leave the bathroom door open sometimes. Well, my dad just so happened to walk by in the hall and see me sitting on the tiolet with a semi erect cock. I was embarrassed. He said, "boy, are you playing with yourself"? I said "no". He said, "why is your cock red then". He went on to tell me that I shouldn't do that. My mother told me the same thing on another day, but without catching me.