trying to spell when stoned

mieines abitt lkike thiss........can someone tell me if thats german .........wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeerrrrrrd........tiping even weorsee

 

i think their should be a new version of the oxford dictionary with meanings of stoned words ........like dippledopple

 

Haha dippledopple ... is it a noun or a verb

I find my spelling gets better when I'm drunk, so since I've given up (sort of) drinking, my spooling hav gone dunhill

 

iiille smoke todat maity :spliff:

 

Concentrate REALLY hard!

 

I'd have to say excitement is the most troublesome emotion/feeling when it comes to trying to get my words out. It's easy when stoned I find...You're all laid back, taking your time with things. But if I'm excited (often alcohol adds to that) I'm just in too much of a rush and start messing up.

But no matter what state I'm in I'll go back and correct myself

 

...Trying to think while listening to Slipknot on headphones is proving tricky

 

I can't ever concentrate while listenning to music on headphones. Typing stuff is just way too slow for me when stoned, and certainly lots of mistakes when drunk (but I don't care then).