Chicken or the egg

the egg, WHY? BECAUSE BREAKFAST IS BEFORE DINNER!!!!!

 

kudos to you.
that's a good one.
a nice logical comeback, =]

 

Spinnakerbob, I haven't the slightest what those creatures are in your signature, but they are hilarious :jester:. I say that they came first!


Seriously, though, the egg came first. I am sure that everyone knows that by now.

 

you know, i have just gotten to the point
where i just don't care about the answer
to this age-old question, chicken or the egg?
who gives a shit which one came first...
i say we waste our stoned brain cells on something else.

 

The Egg no doubt

Evolution

 

The chicken moans, sighs, rolls over and lights up a cigarette.

Guess that answers the age old question.

 

thats soo a crack on evolution. get it? crack?

 

i officially have no idea on what crack means. yet i do, its strange

 

definitely the egg, but it would have been a deformation of another animal

 

chicken first! i think

 

The real answer HAS to be.. Whatever one got laid first!

 

The Chicken. I've just always had that theory.

 

It was nor the chicken or the egg that came first. First is was simply energy that created single celled organisms, and then went on to make those orgnisms evolve. One just so happened to take a form that later on (after many more years of evolution) became a chicken. Between the single celled organism and the chicken there was most likely the advancement of the ability to lay young in egg form. Meaning that there was no longer a need to carry young around and risk them being killed.

Survival is the number one reason for evolution.

 

It depends on whether or not the genetic precursor to the chicken laid eggs. Considering the fact that the chicken is a bird, I'm going to say that the egg came before the chicken.

 

I take it back... I've recently become a creationist and I say the chicken came first.:horseshit

 

Can I post a joke here...

A chicken and an egg are led in bed, the egg is lead there looking pretty pissed and the chicken is lead beside smoking a cigarette looking all together pretty pleased with her self....
"WELL THAT SOLVES THAT AGE OLD PROBLEM DOSNT IT EGG"

Sorry love it..

 

are you serious its a false question, otherwise ask yourself this, which came first the piss or bladder

 

who knows what really came first...you could say "ohh the chicken had to come first cause how else to you get an egg???" then you could say "ohh no the egg had to of came first cause how else would you get a chicken??" It's just one of those dumb questions...

 

Maryjanegirl, that's exactly what always happens to me. I'm always like the egg came first but then I think about it for a second then I'm like but how would the egg be here if there wasnt a chicken? Then it just keeps going until I stop thinking about it. Whoever first thought of this question must be like... a weird dude.

 

The only way to answer this question is to trace it all the way back through evolution to ANOTHER question, what created life? You can answer this two ways




1. Life was not created it is just an inevitable ripple in the stream of infinity. Which tends to be my philosify. or,

2. Some higher being created life.

But see this leads to ANOTHER question. How did the "higher power" come into existence? Some might say it just is and always was. But what is, "is" and what is "was"? "Was" is certainly "something" correct? What type of origin created "was"? Then there's the next question and the next and so on till you catch up with alice. You'll never catch the rabbit though, well, unless he accidently drops a baggy of DMT.