Pop-tarts

So I had my first ever pop-tart the other day. And now I'm wondering... do people actually eat that stuff for breakfast? An inquiring mind wants to know.

 

I like to feed them to my sister in my underwear and clap my hands and sing to the clouds

 

I honestly can't imagine eating them for breakfast.

They are so sickeningly sweet, you'd have to wake and bake your ass in order to crave one of those in the morning.

 

i do from time to time. i have a box of blueberry and a box of cinnamon and brown sugar at work.

 

in fact, i'm gonna have some now.

 

I have before but I usually eat them as a snack. The cinnamon buns are the best. and the s'mores. mmm........

 

I serve them at dinner parties...

 

Breakfast poison... too much sugar.

Put warm beer in your Wheaties- it's less unhealthy than Pop tarts.

 

Why is your sister wearing your underwear?

 

Because we trade underwear whenever we shoot up and fry under the sun together

 

Pop Tarts are definitely breakfast food, just not for me.

I remember in high school my friend Sara was obsessed with pop tarts and would go through a box every day...she even wrote stories about pop tarts in English class. She was crazy...I think it was the tarts.

 

I knew there was a logical explanation. Some families have some odd traditions but yours is a pure piece of Americana- like the deep dish slice of apple pie served up at baseball games during the seven inning strip.

 

oh, man. just thinking about them gives me sugar shakes. those things are foul.

 

The only kind I used to like is the strawberry with icing...I still don't and never did like any other kind.

 

i liked them when i was like, 8 years old. theyre too goddamn sweet now aside from to have as dessert, and they really arent that tasty, id rather have a piece of chocolate than a poptart for dessert

 

Two poptarts prolly have less than a bowl of Sugar Smacks. That's like heroin for kids.

 

and when you pee it smells exactly like the cereal. i found that a bit off-putting.

 

I stick to froot loops, or, generic "fruit whirls," thank you very much.

Pop tarts are a bit disgusting. They lack in filling.

 

i did at one point, when i was becoming a fatty

but not anymore...i don't even eat them as snacks, not even when i smoke up....ugh

 

Kylies a pop tart, would anyone like her for breakfast?
S