Today, I was called out Hey there, I'm rather buzzed right now but I just want to say exactly what happened before I forget. Today, two of my close friends and I all threw down an average of 3 dollars and bought a blunt from our favorite dealer of all time. This blunt sack was much more than any normal blunt around this area. We were hooked up and it felt very good. We rolled a big fucking joint and smoked a few bowls out of my friend’s trusty bong. I really don’t remember the amount of bowls. We began smoking it in the beautiful weather on a balcony. I’d also like to add that this balcony overlooked gorgeous Lake Erie. This is truly a gorgeous scene. I can’t wait for more of these days coming with spring. Laughing and smoking, we got fucking blitzed (at least I surely did.) We all enjoyed ourselves; We listened to some very splendid drum n’ bass music. After a few hours, my dad called and I felt confident I could battle my stoned-ness and just act normal with my father. He picked me up promptly and we headed to Dick’s Sporting Goods in order to get me some new tennis shoes (my dad calls them tennies, I found that funny.) While we were looking at the shoes, I began to examine each of the shoes so I could take an educated guess to which is most comfortable. Throughout this talk, (I don’t remember exactly when,) he observed me cock-eyed and asked me, “Are you getting buzzed at your friend’s house?” I replied, “No.. Why?” At least I meant to.. I ended up saying “No” five octaves higher than usual because I’m that much of a pussy. He began to crack up in the middle of an aisle at Dick’s. I explained it was my first time ever being called out and that I was scared as hell lol. I think he understood exactly. We decided to have this talk later. From this point on he treats me exactly like he would if I was completely sober... It was like he respected how intelligent one could be stoned. We bought the sneakers and headed out. In the car, we listened to the basketball game and talked like regular. When we pulled in and stopped, I asked him if mom knew. His answer was “She hasn’t said anything to me about it.” At this point, he had to take out the trash so I just walked with him and eventually he asked, “So what are you guys doing?” I replied with a keen “Jus’ smokin’ pot.” After a few steps of what looked like a battle within his head, he concluded “I guess you’ve experienced it. It doesn’t get much better. It’s probably a waste of money.” Anyone else examining this conversation would basically come to understand he wants me to stop, but the way I interpreted his speech was that he kind of wants me to stop, but doesn’t really care. I also kind of thought it may mean he just wants me to move on and check out other drugs like acid and shrooms? Alright I may just be mising with that one. And as far as past drug encounters, I asked him in the car in about 5th grade (after D.A.R.E.) and asked him if he used to smoke pot and he casually replied “It was definitely around back then.” And once we were cleaning out the attic and we found a pipe made out of a billiards ball. Okay, just wanted to share.
thats cool man but try not to push ur dad 2 far lol in the future if he asks u if u stopped and u havent be like "no dad but i am managing my money well and being responsible about it" and he will be happy as smack.
That's pretty awsome. My dad would shoot me and call the cops on me if I ever told him I was stoned. Well.. Actually... Maybe not my dad. He would shoot me but not call the cops.. My mom would shoot me and call the cops.
sounds like he's warning you not to go onto harder drugs, and not spend all your money on it. what do you mean by that?
only hicks say blunts man, first off it doesnt even make sense, just call them dimes. its chill that your dad is like that but i doubt he really wanted you to try other stuff out, its uncharted territory. but just be wise with the amount of money you spend and itll be cool.
only hicks called them blunts? The only dime I've heard dimes is when refer to a small bag of weed. I must be a hick. And every single stoner I've ever met. That may have come off as aggressive though. That was not my intention. I don't think you're wrong, I've just never heard that terminology.
wait did i miss something? first off blunts are cigars rolled with weed in it. a dime is a gram bag. and i dont think i ever heard a hick ever say blunt.
You guys are missing it; the original poster called the amount of weed he bought a 'blunt'. Meaning, he defined 'blunt' as a constant in terms of mass. He said it like, "I bought a blunt for $15", when most people would say "I bought a gram for $15". Most people define 'blunt' as a cigar wrap filled with marijuana, not an amount like a gram, dime, tensack, eighth, quarter, et cetera.
funny quote lol yeah, may have been overshooting the excitment there. would be crazy if he meant you should move on to other drugs..
