The weirdest place you have masturbated?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by ripple, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. ripple

    ripple Member

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    Another thread on the forums got me thinking, and this has probably been done before but...

    Where is the weirdest, most public, dangerous, embarassing, bizarre place you have ever masturbated?

    Me, would have to be in my car at the side of the road!
     
  2. Little Brother

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    I think the one time I've ever masturbating outside of my room was on a couch in the basement.

    Not very exciting. XD
     
  3. Tamika

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    This one is...interesting?
    I was in class sitting on a stool. I was about 15-16 yrs old. I wasnt even thinking about sex o nothing but i had placed my hands holding the stool on the part between my legs and was sitting on 2 of its 4 'legs'. As I was swinging the stool playfully my arms were suddenly against that special spot hahaha.

    I dont know how i managed this but it felt so delicious and nobody noticed it so i kept moving that chair slowly , enjoying it a lot.
    After some time i................... . It was great.
    I looked around and still nobody looked at me, nobody knew, nobody noticed!!!!!! I stopped swinging the chair, left the class when it was over to go to the bathroom and looked in the mirror asking myself: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!! DID U ACTUALLY DO THAT IN CLASS???
    And i laughed.

    Still cant believe it though.
     
  4. simonsays1993

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    I have in starbucks. I was in the bathroom at one of the urinals. It was just before closing time so no one else was there but my friend who was out front waiting for me. Just, when I shook my dick to get rid of the last bit, the glands came out of the foreskin and I just decided to jack off. After I cumed and got cleaned up, turns out some guy was in the stall taking a crap. I kinda just ran out. I was so embarassed but man it was a good orgasm.
     
  5. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    a friend of mine sat down in the school library where there are windows on the top half of the wall and solid at the bottom. He sat down in a chair against the wall and j/o'd and even had time to smile and wave at people walking by. Wierdest place for me? Louisiana.
     
  6. simonsays1993

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    Also, I've done it in a car. I was tired and laying down, my dad said I'll be back in a hour and said I could stay in the car to sleep. He was driving me to my mom's so I had some magizines and looked at them and just starting stroking. Goodthing We stopped for some food first and had some napkins handy.
     
  7. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I've done it in church. But I'm so not telling how I got away with it.

    :p
     
  8. Horn82y

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    In a dorm room???
     
  9. lazysunbird

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    There was a guy at my school who did it in class behind a bible. Haha.
    He got caught and expelled.
     
  10. earthmama120843

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    my friend got this new prescription from his doctor and he started to react to it weird so i drove his car to his house and his mom took me and my other friend that with us home. i masturbated in the back seat of her 2006 subaru. i wasn't horny or anything. i just wanted to. it was like four o clock in the afternoon.
     
  11. ripple

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    Is that your ferret earthmama? I really want one :)
     
  12. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    In-school suspension.

    ...I was bored.
     
  13. Apsenniel

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    during class in school, not needing an erection, has its advantages xD
    nobody noticed, lucky that i masturbated those mornings, so i wouldn't have all the sperm in my underwear :p
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    in an elevator while delivering newspapers in an old folks apartment building... when i was a kid
     
  15. Fu Manchu

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    The classroom while in grammer school.

    If you put your hard cock inbetween your legs and then, with outstretched legs, begin to flex your quads you can cum. I've done it several times while in class, fantasizing about a teacher.

    In the backseat of my parents car when I was younger and coming home from Florida. With my fingers wet I rubbed my penis head until I came. Surprised me a little...
     
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    At age 13 or 14, in a planetarium, watching an astronomy show with my family. They were all looking up, engaged in the show. I looked up with them and rubbed one out in my pants.
     
  17. rajin_rare

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    I was watching a movie with my mom sitting behind me. I didn't know she was there. After a few minutes, I changes the channel and there was a hot sex scene being played in one of the channel. Without realizing my mom is behind, I stood up and adjusted my pants, to old my dick. Then I sat down to masturbate. She was looking at me all time but couldn't tell anything. Then once I completed, I realized that she was behind me...
     
  18. smokeys

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    At the Royal Albert Hall, just before I went on to perform (i got the chance to perform there and needed to soothe my nerves!)
     
  19. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    I was on a bus on my way into work, stoned off my ass.
    The bus was mostly empty and I was sitting at the back - there was maybe three other people on the bus, all sitting down the front.
    So I had a little fun and got off the bus... even said thank you to the driver. :D
     
  20. restivotail

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    on an airplane my brother and some other old guy were bolth sleeping so i put my jacket over me and rubbed my cock through my pants untill i came. i pretended to be sleeping also.
     

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