need help fast!!! i really need u to answer this plz!!

i haven't smoked in just under 5 months, if not five
and i have weekly urine tests...but as a present for holidays i get one week off which leaves me with exactly two weeks from the moment i step out of that bathroom until the next time i have to step in.
my questions is this...
is five months enough time for my body to become completely clear of THC thus making the next time i smoke exactly like the first time i smoke...and it'll stay in my urine for a number of days?
what do you think? should i take the chance?
i need help fast because i need to know what plans to make for the next week or so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I was in the same situation a few years ago. Had not smoked in a while for a test. It fell through so I smoked and sure enough had to test like a week later. Its going to depend on a few things. THC will stay in your body a lot longer if you have more body fat. Also depends on your metabolism. If your body type is no body fat, hard to keep weight on. You will flush it out much quicker. If you are one that keeps the weight on and has a bit more fat on you, it will stay around longer. For me, I stick by the clensing products available at the head shop just to be safe. They have saved my ass more than once!
Good luck

 

i'm skinny as hell and i shit every few hours
i live in israel...they dont import body cleansing products so there's no chance i can get any of those
but i've read in numerous articles that the first time you smoke the THC won't show after 3 days or so
plus; the tests in isreal are very old fashioned, i used to smoke every day all day, and 3 weeks exactly after the day i got caught and had to stop they didn't find anything...
now that you know all of this what do you think?
if my bodies clean now this situation shouldn't differ from every kids first time and the THC should show after two whole weeks...that's my theory at least
what you say?

 

My man! 5 months? You are good to go! 3 days is good for one time puffing Just remember never give the first leak of the day and use the middle of the stream, not the start or ending parts.

If you go above and beyond, it would take a little longer.

-Bill

 

1st time 10000th time doesnt make a bit of difference, what matters is the concentration in your system....if u smoke s few hits & stop...u will be ok especialuy if u drink twice as much as usual to flush yourself out... but if u smoke 4-5 jointes.. wether over a week or all at once.. the concentration in your sytem would be lot more & harder to miss or dilute
& fuck the products at head shops....theyre basicaly garlic & goldenseal u can make your own cleansing products far cheaper & better...but water is best....guzzle it n go..literaly,.,,
drink till your piss is almost pure water//...if your piss is clear..nothing will show

 

dude i'm from isreal i have absolutely no idea what you just said :S
i don't know if this has anything to do with what you said, but i smoke hash not weed just so you know...
could you kind of explain what you said in simple english plz?

 

the last comment was for budbill not for you eagle..
this one is for you -
i plan on smoking the minute i get out of the test, and only once..just enough to feel what i haven't felt in almost half a year and that's it..
i'll have two whole weeks ahead of me after that...
what'ya think?

 

hash will take lil longer to cear from your system
what he said was..dont use the 1st piss of the day
when u wake up your piss is at its dirtiest...most concentrated also what he said was use the middle of the stream meanning, start to piss count a sec or 2 before putting the cup under.. then move it away a sec or 2 before done
the 1st & last few seconds are more concentrated as well

but just drink till u piss clear & u r fine... oh but dont smoke alot & only smoke the 1st day or 2

 

2 weeks for smoking a bowl should be fine if u drink as much as u can through the week & expecialy the 24 hours b4 the test

 

keep your intake low, do it on the first days, keep drinking water.

 

thanks man...the problem is some huge russian guy stands behind me and he'll suspect something if i start peeing into the toilet and leave the last few drips for the cup S:
but i guess i can think of something to say
and i'm talking about 3-4-5 bowls on the first/second day
that's still cool right?
just gotta drink alot and do a lot of exercise am i correcT?

 

Soaring Eagle had it right

IF you have say "1" bowl on a Friday night and no more you can test clean on Monday.

In all honesty, I suggest that you just do not smoke and wait until you are not tested anymore. You have went 5 months and toking it up will make stopping again worse. You are young and have a lifetime ahead of you.

-Bill

 

it's this kind of program, i got caught five months ago and the court ordered me to go this type of drug psychologist and part of it is a weekly drug test
when these tests end depends on my progress in the sessions, and last session she said we've found the reason, but now we've got a lot of time to analyse it
and i haven't no idea when they'll stop testing me...it could be in a month and it could be in a year:S what am i supoosed to do i'm desperate

 

I understand, I stopped for years due to work conditions.

What would happen IF you came back and failed a test?

-Bill

 

well the first thing that psychologist told me was "this program will help us figure out what made you smoke in such an intensive way, but if you come out of here 100 percent sure that you want marijuana to be part of your life, we'll accept that"
if i do come back and fail a test my dad will be totally pissed and it can really fuck me legally because i got out this pretty easily

 

but if i wait until this programs over and they don't test me anymore...and tell the psychologist that i have no intentions to stop smoking...she can't say anything to the police..and i'll just have to keep in on the down low
so i have 2 options:
i'f im sure i wont get caught i'll smoke once during the upcoming two weeks
and i'm not..i'll have to wait

 

Remember you are the boss of you. Do what is best for you. If smoking now is going to cause more harm than good you are better off waiting.

Good Luck!
Bill

 

Thanks dude,
I guess I'll have to wait, I thought this would be a sure thing and that I'd have nothing to worry about
But now I realize that it's not so simple

 

Yeah, dude, I wouldn't do it. If you've gone 5 months there is no since in accidentally fucking it up now. It's best just to wait it out till they tell you no more tests.

 

ummmmmmmm isnt this posted twice? LOL y? 2 dif names same post???