let me ask you a question again {version 3}

No, I rarely wear them at all actually.


Would you rather travel by motorbike or car?

 

better motobike

but bicycles are even better

 

oh i forgot about my question?

What are you thinking about now?

 

About how this microwave Indian food tastes better than Indian food in an Indian restaurant.

Have you ever checked out the hipforums amazon store and seen that it has nothing to do with hippies?

 

yeah. i lost my innocence...

for how long do you avoid farting in bed when you're with a new girlfriend/boyfriend?

 

Uh, the amount of time when a fart comes up (can be days though, I'm not farting that often). I do turn around and lift the sheets though.

Same question!

 

I'm a master of silent farts.

Isn't satan grand?

 

Yes, he isn't.


I find silent farts a lot less satisfactioning. What kind of flatulence do you prefer?

 

None at all.

What flavor gravy do you prefer?

 

sausage gravy, over some buttermilk biscuits.....mmm...mmm

is spring coming to your part of the world yet?

 

Yeah... I assume it's coming in yours, since NC is the only state between us.

Same question.

 

its all rainy and grey outside..so yeah i guess so
whats the craziest thing a relative of yours has done to embarrass you?

 

My uncle got really drunk while following us on our vacation, on Ocracoke Island, NC. He couldn't remember how he got back to the hotel, then he thought someone stole his car and he reported it stolen. He came to find out the bartender called him a cab and his car was still parked at the same bar, so he had to go to the police station and tell them the whole story.

The night he came back drunk, he pissed on my mom's new car and went skinny dipping, then dropped his keys in the pool, then the maid brought his keys over the next morning (it had our room key on it) and told him he wasn't allowed to do that anymore, lmao.

A couple years later, while staying in our RV on our farm, he got drunk and went target practicing, then accidentally shot up the RV from across the field.

Same question.

 

While eating at Taco Bell after a night of haunted houses, my uncle got my cousin pretty good. In the middle of normal conversation, he stood up and shouted at my cousin. I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was somewhere along the lines of: "No Cody, I've had enough! I am a married man and I cannot, and will not touch you like that anymore! You need to find yourself a young girl, because I will not be the source of your sexual desire any longer!" Everyone in the place started staring at our table all freaked out and confused.

My Uncle Mope is the king of embarrasment, this is only one story among dozens....

What was the last "adventure" you went on?

 

when i went on a walk with my friend and saw this huge damn that was really awesome looking, then getting hit in the nose with a bullet shell, and trying vegetarian sloppy joe for the first time.

when was the last time you had your mom in the car with you?

 

A couple of weeks ago, when I drove her over to my sisters place.

When was the last time you played the 'air guitar'?

 

this morning....I wasnt rocking out, but I was playing...

the last song that made you cry?

 

Bob Dylan - Masters of War


Why is this thread slowing down?

 

because we are all stoners


are you a stoner?

 

From time to time yes...very much so.

Have you ever fell asleep standing up?