fucking contacs

goddammit i cannot get these contacs i got today in my eye.. iv tried and tried for ever and cant seem to get them in. its my first time using them. and iv had bad vision all my life and now i will finially be able to see 20/20 and im excited but i cant get the fuckers in.. its really pissing me off. and no i will not wear glasses

 

Imagine how fucked you would have been in this same situation if we lived 1000 years ago.

 

lol probably not too well. my eyes are not THAT bad.. im over exagerating but, they are bad enough that i need them to see street signs and shit from a distance.

 

Imagine not seeing street signs 1000 years ago,

You wouldn't be able to know where to yield!

 

contacts gross me out, the thoughtof stabbing weird plastic shit into your eye every day is nasty. id rather wear glasses thanks

 

i c wat u did ther

 

It takes a while to get used to putting contacts in your eyes. It took me about a week to get fully used to them, but after that it was like second nature. Now I've been wearing contacts for the past 10 years and I hardly even notice I have them, other than when I put them in and take them out to clean them.

 

it gets easy after a while...i've taken them out so many times while drunk, i'm so surprised, i do it without thinking .... but i'm also kinda the type of person that has no problem poking my eyes

 

Why not?

 

I think I see the problem

Contacts - Small lenses designed to be placed over the eye to aid in vision

Contacs - Cold pills designed to lessen the symptoms of the common cold. Not to be placed in eye under any circumstances.

 

lol alright smartass... you know what i meant to say.. contacts!! shithead

 

well i did manage to get one in this morning.. and now i cant get the other in. talk about really being frustrated

 

yahooooo.. i finially can see!!! i got the hang of it, fuck yeah

 

now you just gotta keep from passing out w/ em on and having slide up to the top yer eyeball