Using someone elses urine

I'm using my sisters piss to pass a test for a job.. I used her before and had it in a condom taped to my inner thigh.. Worked perfectly... Now She is pregnant.. I am male and would hate to have the shit go wrong because she is pregnant.. Is that detectable? or rather.. Would they look for that in a 5 panel drug test..?

Daniel

 

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/drugtest.htm

Not sure if that helps.

 

Go buy the wizzanator...or however they spell that.

Yes it will show up that you are pregnant in your sisters urine on the tox screen. A friend of mine got busted and lost a damn good job trying that (using a womans urine).

Too bad she didn't know ahead of time to tell him. Not only did he lose his job, but was the laughing stock of our town. "What a boob" is what everyone used to say.
Poor guy. lol

 

Thanks for the replies... Looks like it's not part of a standard drug test. If I decide against her urine then I would have to go with my backup.. Male with Diabetes... ;-(
either way I am confident that I will pass.. Thanks swazo and slinkie

Daniel

 

It isn't part of a standard drug test....testing for pregnancy....but when a woman gets pregnant so many more horomones and estrogen flow freakishly crazy throughout her system, it may flag the test that something is wrong with you. So much so, they might look into why your horomone levels are so off, then find out you're in fact pregnant. whoops.

What an embarrassing thing to go through. IMO...use the guys urine, just in case.

 

Yeah definitely, go with the male's urine.

 

When I was on probation they did the big scientific test.. they sent it to a lab in Cali and there was no way around it. But if its just a 5-panel then It might work.. but why risk it ya know? At least use a male's urine.

 

Thanks again.. I will use the males this time around and just list the Diebetes medication that he takes...

 

hahaha i wonder how this will turn out

 

im giving my urine away to a friend of a friend tomorrow.

i cant believe that i would be the one giving it away, and not the one needing it....

 

wonka how long have u been clean

 

6 months and 22 days

 

wow y?

 

proby dawg

 

man.....aint that a bitch

im so sorry....*tear*

cant imagine how stoned your going to be after that

 

Okay, I ended up using the males urine.. Temp was okay and I signed off on it.. I'll post by Friday with the results.. Job or no Job..

 

haha! are you counting the days? jesus i remember doing that when i was on probation. lol