Pig Shit & Snot

There Once Was A Lady Named Dot,​

Who Lived Off Pig Shit And Snot,​

When She Ran Out Of These​

She Ate The Green Cheese​

That She Grew On The Sides Of Her Twat!!!​

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hahaha!!

see if i was anyone else on this forum i'd reply with

"yeah man that was moving, really grabbed my attention, your such a talented writter!"

but im not, so nice piss take

 

but i sweeeeeeeeeeeeeear dot and snot so do not rhyme with twat!!!!
youre funny spyder man...and youre welsh!!!! wooooooo

 

haha, aye im welsh, you from here too?

 

half of me is. and i speak welsh too (yay!!!) ..... but i'm just a citizen of the world really

 

nice, where are you at the moment? and where in wales is your half from?

 

i'm not in wales i dont live there but the half of me comes from up up up north a little teeeeeny place called llanelian woooo!!!!
i assume you don't siarad cymraeg then?

 

i had lessons in school, but i didnt really get it, i can speak a bit, not much tho

enough to get by!

no real need for it in south wales tho, i goto uni in mid wales, so its a little more useful there, but everyone speaks english anyway, so its not that much of an issue!