Any Tricks?

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Twizz, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    You know how sometimes you get into bed with a woman and the mood's right, everything is going perfect, and then BAM! Your penile organ decides to sleep.

    I'm assuming that everyone gets this ONCE in a while (as I do) and I was wondering what quick-fix you do to get it going?

    I'll just keep giving her head until my boy pops back up, then we make the magic happen (lol).
     
  2. Ber-Limey

    Ber-Limey Member

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    I think it very telling that there is only one post in this thread.
    FYI; a boy does not give a girl head. Not any girls I know anyway. I think that would make them a boy. See?
     
  3. Joaquin

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    I find a starter motor from an '89 Vauxhall Astra usually does it for me.
     
  4. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    Head, cunnilingus, fish dinner, it's all the same shit.
     
  5. Swass

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    Maybe try laying on top of her...?

    Might work, might not. If I'm laying on my stomach or side my boner seems to be fuller. I think the blood gets to it easier than if I'm laying on my back.
     
  6. Ber-Limey

    Ber-Limey Member

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    Ah, I see.
    Just put your dick on her shoulder and pee in her bum.
     
  7. Joaquin

    Joaquin Member

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    Kinky! Yeah baby.
    Classy chap.
     
  8. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Twizz - it may be a little "performance anxiety" - you actually screw with your brain and not your penis, which is just the delivery system. Your brain flashes nitric oxide to your penis, which opens the capillaries in the two sacks in the shaft for blood to rush in and give you an erection. If anything happens to interrupt the flow of nitric oxide, you go soft.

    Solutions - don't take too much booze or drugs before you screw - it can act as a depressant. Don't have sex in a place where you might be interrupted, by someone coming in, the telephone, etc. Just think about how beautiful your woman is and FOCUS completely on her and her body, and pleasuring her. Your pleasure should follow.

    If you need to get up again, have her give you a blow job or masturbate you, whichever turns you on the most.

    I am sure there is not a guy in the world who has never had your problem at least once.
     
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