I remember a few years ago when I was 14 or 15 I was skateboarding around the mall at night with a friend and we could hear some people arguing, so we sat down to watch it unfold. We witnessed what we THOUGHT was a huge cocaine deal going down right in front of us. One guard (the head guard, he was one of two guards working that night) walked up to the car, and the driver got out. They both talked a little then they walked around to the trunk of the car, opened it, and looked around with the guard's flashlight. They then shuffled something around, and closed the trunk. They talked for a little bit and the driver left... We started skating around again because we figured the guard was gone. No more than 10 minutes later, the guard comes running up to us. "NO SKATEBOARDING HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?!" I just stood there and said "What's that in your trunk over there?" He immediately looked flushed and faint and just muttered out "you kids don't get hurt now..." and walked quickly away. I guess I must have hit SOMETHING on the head there. Have any of YOU turned around the hand of authority?
no. they always own me. but still no weed on my record. act never been caught xept by ma once. fuck the popo
authorities opinion of me is always the same.... "he's so mannerly, respectful, and compliant" which, in a way, is sorta sticking it to the man... at least to me. acting completely the opposite of how they would expect you to act. especially if they stereotype me beforehand because of my clothing or how i talk, they get completely surprised. authorities respect me, and treat me well, when i respect them and treat them well.... even if it all a sham on my part. Ive watched enough episodes of cops to know that manners, respect, and compliance will keep you out of trouble, even if you did something wrong.
And knowing when to play ignorant. If they think you's just a poo' knee-grow, don't mean no harm, they might let you off with a light tazing.
