decode the rich man parable

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Sign Related, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

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    If you can!


    by the way, did you know Jesus' parables had to do with two? Two sides or two ppl. What's that mean to you?
     
  2. Ikdenkhetniet

    Ikdenkhetniet Banned

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    Id like to help you but Hipforums Admin, S.K.I.P. is banning all the Christians from this forum.
    You might find the remaining new-agey liberal soft 'christians' here can tell you more about it.
     
  3. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    Haha! Seriously, why is he even moderating this forum if he's not even remotely sympathetic to christian ideas? Oops...hope I don't get banned for saying that.
     
  4. Ikdenkhetniet

    Ikdenkhetniet Banned

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    The idea seems to be to continually eliminate christian members until just a few moderate ones are around.
    Maybe one 'fundie' or at least a 'fundie character'.
    The idea is to create a 'weak christian board' which is then used by the antichristians as a sort of sport.
    .. and a way for them to feel good about their shit ideas.

    Obviously this forum is a fraud but Id love to see Skip, DarrellK and their 'internet atheist' buddies have to hold their own in a real free speech forum where they had to fend for themselves without censorship buttons.

    Oh well, at least here they can 'create their own reality' based on what is 'perceived' and banning and eliminating christian thoughts is one way they can do that.

    Seriously, Id rather Skip wasnt a little bitch about this but I cant stop him from doing so either.
    Not on his own 'S.K.I.P. tracing Forum' anyways.

    [Interpol... you do NOT need to investigate me either, I am actually against drug trafficing, selling seeds etc. my IP is an 'open book' and clear thanks]
     
  5. Gaston

    Gaston Loup Garou

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    Which parable, the one about the rich man with more harvest than he had room to store, or the one about the rich man and Lazarus? Or, are you talking about the camel and the eye of the needle?
     
  6. darrellkitchen

    darrellkitchen Lifetime Supporter

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    Off topic messages will be deleted ...
     
  7. Ikdenkhetniet

    Ikdenkhetniet Banned

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    Nice censorship DarrelK.
    How do you sleep at night knowing you are practicing nazi-like censorship plots here at Hipforums?
    Thats a topic right there.
     
  8. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

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    the rich man and Lazarus
     
  9. Gaston

    Gaston Loup Garou

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    This is the Christianity Forum, Bhante.

    I no longer know what is and what is not permitted here, it has become a confusing place.
     
  10. Gaston

    Gaston Loup Garou

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    It seems to be that the inequities between the rich man and Lazarus had lasted so long, that there was no way for Lazarus to descend from heaven to comfort the rich man in hell, as there was now a "great gulf" between them that could no longer be crossed. The rich man then wanted someone from the dead to arise and preach to the man's five brothers, and Abraham said even that would not save them if they had not heard Moses and the prophets.

    It seems to say that the poor and afflicted can go to heaven, and the rich can not. Furthermore, at the time of dying it is too late to make amends.

    Are those the two messages?
     
  11. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Sounds interesting, could you please relate the original parable for those of us non-Bible scholars?
     
  12. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

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    Let me decode this metaphor...

    OK, Lazarus and the rich man are one in the same. Check it out... What made the man rich? The spirit or soul he has! In this case, a dark soul/spirit. Even though the man was rich by having a spirit/soul, his spirit/soul was poor (and hellbound too) though. The rich man's own angles came for his soul. That's how Lazarus got taken away. Notice the rich man had no name in the parable? That's because his name is Lazarus.

    This has to do with astro projection. Some ppl are born as two. A person of flesh with a spirit that can project. This is apart of why Jesus' parables deal with two.
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  13. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

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    Jesus pointed out that the angles were also reapers--in was it matt 13 or luke 13? Anyway, the Son of man is a function where an astro projector's projecting spirit turns in on the astro projector when it's time to be taken into hell (the sun). Next they would be cast into outter darkness because stars burn out.

    While in hell that dark soul realized he couldnt "send Laz (astro project)" .
     

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