food and sex thing

Just don't buy me anything that is going to cause gas.

 

Diet Coke > Monitor / Keyboard

 

that's the funniest thing i've read in a while.

anyhoo, i have sex if i wanna. the food sorta doesn't factor into it.

 

quiznos is the mothirfuckin shit. I like to have sex b3efore i eat for some reason. im weird.

 

they deliver, too.

 

i love quiznos

 

me too. It takes a lot of booze!

 

the only thing i wanna do after eating a big meal is sleep or relax. besides my body looks best when im not stuffed with food.

 

ok, how do you women respond to a man cooking a lavish meal for you other than taking you out to an expensive restaurant??

 

^ that's what my current boyfriend did for me... he cooked and had candles and flowers and love music hahah it was actually pretty full-on im surprised i didnt run for the hills. but yeh, he got into my pants eventually.

 

assuming hes a good cook, id be impressed. especially if we had the house to ourselves and were already comfortable enough to start being physical with one another.... bu ti twouldnt make me wanna fuck him if i wasnt comfortable with it. but ive had a lot of guy scook for me who said they could but, couldnt. like, gristle and fat globs on teh chicken in a stirfry still couldnt kind of cook

 

I'm fine with pizza and beer.

I hate girly girls.

 

If the chem. is right food has nothing to do with it what so ever, just a look and its on.

Im a sucker for a pretty lady, my worst and only weakness in life. Thats the real evil in the world, females.

Im playing stupid games with a on/off gf right now, even set her up with a place to live and all its gotten me is a scuff on my new hemi truck from a beer bottle and a huge dr bill from fucking her too hard.

And to make it even worse on the good pussy scale from 1 to 10, 3-4 maybe so its really not worth it even for the ass involved.

I might as well just goback to my porn movies, cheaper by far, less mess. I cant deal with a proper mainstream girl but these hard luck bitches are nothing but trouble.

Even thought it goes againt what I beleive in im thinking a fuck buddy a couple times a week just might be the ticket and way cheaper.


Remember what mama said in waterboy.....

 

It seems I have found my ideal man.

 

You just said everything I was thinkin'.