W@nking now is sh1tter then ever

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Cutaway, Mar 9, 2007.

  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway Member

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    When i first started w@nking, It used to be great, For some reason it is now sh1t although i still 'have' to do it.

    Why?
     
  2. wave owls not flags

    wave owls not flags is not interested

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    the freudian slip in the title of this thread leads me to believe that you have been thinking of poo recently. stop thinking about poo and stay away from anal porn.
     
  3. hebrewnational00

    hebrewnational00 Senior Member

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    I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!
    but ur tolerance goes up if u wank alot, it takes longer to cum....
    if u take a break for a week then wank ull bust faster/ more cum...
     
  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Incorporating a hammer into your wanking routine may bring some excitment and life back into the act. Either that, perhaps try the Love and Sex forums?

    *shrugs*
     
  5. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    Its because you are a complete and utter wanker
     
  6. hebrewnational00

    hebrewnational00 Senior Member

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    yo im not tryin to defend him or anything, i might b, but im not trying to lol,
    but EVERY guy almost has been a wanker in one point in his life, i bet u were beatin da chicken at least 2-3 times a day back in the day....dont act lik u never jacked off or anything i kno u did hahaha we all do! ;)
     
  7. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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    yes but the guy is saying - ooh whats up I wank a gallon of Plumb Juice a day and its not quite the same as the first time I ever spanked the monkey.
    I dont deny I masturbate. The last time I did a hyouse to house survey on this
    100% of guys surveyed said they tickled the trout at least 5 times a week
    I wank but that guy sounds like uberwanker of the decade I bet his mom cant get his keyboard unstuck from the desk
     
  8. ronald Macdonald

    ronald Macdonald Banned

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  10. *Andy*

    *Andy* Senior Member

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    Heeeey, whats wrong with anal porn?
     
  11. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Wanking isn't suppose to be fantastic if you do it all the time, it sounds like you are (quite literally) becoming addicted, which is very possible in a society with such great access to porn.

    My advice, stop touching yourself completely, you'll expend more energy on positive, creative activities, you'll beat a potential addiction and finally when you do eventually have a wank (hey it has to come out some time) you'll enjoy it a lot more.
     
  12. Skratch

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    NOTHING AT ALL
     
  13. aspirine

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    He's a wanker, he's a wanker, and it does him good like it bloody well should.
     
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